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      10-24-2012, 12:53 PM   #34
Sarcasm free with all posts.

Drives: 05 Elise REV310
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Odessa, TX

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poo poo platter anyone?

Man one time I had this Kharmaghini, you probably don't know what it is, but that's because it's awesomeness is only understood by people better than you. like me... well anyway, it went 0-60 in 1.5 seconds, got 94mpg, and went around the Nurburgring in 1:32.02. It was way ahead of its time, infact it was a time machine. Luckily it only needed 87mph to go back in time, the hard part was going forward in time since it ran off of candy corn. Well I just got rid of it, so I can't post any pictures of any of my claims. but I assure you, I'm for reals. It was off the hook...and stuff.
The best 2013 M sport is owned by me.