It's so annoying. I'm glad there was no damage to yourself.
During my early morning commute I somehow always attract a very plain woman behind me applying make-up. I keep checking her distance and therefore the make-up application process hoping against hope it will be speedy before she rear-ends me. I am delighted when it ends and I am followed by a prettier version of herself.
But, I am petrified when such a following woman is really not a pretty picture and it takes her ages to transform, thereby increasing the chances of unhealthy bonding. Even worse is when she removes her spectacles to apply the concrete to her face, lights a cigarette and is chatting on her mobile. I practically lose my breakfast.
Present: Superman 330d sDrive M Sport (Auto Car: 0-60 in 5.5s, 0-100 in 14.2s, 30-70 in 5.1s)
Ordered: Red Tornado Golf 7R 5 Dr, DSG (Top Gear: 0-60 in 4.5s, 0-100 in 11.5s, 30-70 in 4.0s)