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      12-04-2012, 02:33 PM   #46
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Originally Posted by Fishjr
Quote:
Originally Posted by ONE-77 View Post
Well it happened again while driving in comfort on D. It has nothing to do with Eco pro + SD.
They forgot to add a couple of lines of code. Correct code as follows:


Public void MessWithEnvironmentalMoron() {

If (shiftMonitor == etSportModezWhilstEcoPro) {

/*** Idiot switched shift lever to sport while he is in ecoPro ***/

misFire(rnd(etMaxNoCyls)); /*** scare the bejesus out of this environmentally foolish moron ***/

masterCautionChime();

sleep(60);

misFire(rnd(etMaxNoCyls)); /*** surprise moron again ***/

limpMode(etEnable); /*** punish this half-man-half-idiot with half a car ***/

sleep(Random.Next()); /*** Randomly kickoff script again for being a moron ***/

MessWithEnvironmentalMoron();


}
}
Lol! Don't forget locale based tweaks!

# ifdef USA
#include "ASSmodForWhineyBitchs"
# endif
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