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      12-05-2012, 06:29 PM   #90
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Interesting story for you all that happened shortly after Obama’s re-election,

I recently asked my friends little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up, a five year old mind you. She said, “I want to be the President.” Her parents, who are liberal in there political beliefs, were in the same room with us. So I asked her, “If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?” She replied, “I would give food and houses to all the homeless people.” Her parents beamed.

“Wow, what a worthy goal,” I told her. “But you don’t have to wait until you’re president to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and you can give him the $50 to use towards food and a new house.”

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work and you can just pay him $50?” I said, “Welcome to the Republican party.”

Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.