I have never washed a car myself ever and never intend to either. There are plenty of good places that will oblige and keep my car gleaming. Can't see the point of manual labour of any kind.
Present: Superman 330d sDrive M Sport (Auto Car: 0-60 in 5.5s, 0-100 in 14.2s, 30-70 in 5.1s)
Ordered: Red Tornado Golf 7R 5 Dr, DSG (Top Gear: 0-60 in 4.5s, 0-100 in 11.5s, 30-70 in 4.0s)