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Originally Posted by silvergray545
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Originally Posted by Joekerr
But I have none of her assets. None.
I feel this is totally unfair being lumped in the same boat, with no redeeming features allowing me to exit said boat in the future.
Ahh, but wait, I just thought of one.
I currently possess a beard. And you, good sir, do not.  |
You have none of her assets so that makes you even more worthless. 
And I still have a beard. It's just no longer inches in length since I had the barber cut it down with a number 2. The last time I was clean shaven was in 2007-2008 ish. No plans on going back anytime soon. |
Lot of bravado coming out of your part of the country... Your mom must've told you that you are special today?