Found the culprit: It looks like there is a hose or a terminator missing from the driver side washer. Can anyone snap a pic of what's connected to their driver side washer sprayer?
I opened the hood and had someone pull the sprayer wand back and windshield washing fluid shot out of the right side of the hose-connector looking thingy. You can see it (the phallic looking thing) above and to the right of the blue.