I am not interested in fripperies like your rear compartment or access to it (I'm sure it's as it should be: clean and creamed), or your many porn cameras. But do please, please inform us poor desperately waiting sods about tyre roar, wind noise before your excessive consumption of beans, steering vibration at speed, whether you love or hate ASS (Auto stop-start) and anything else you feel will be of interest or importance.
