I've read through all your posts - the crap you're spouting just underscores your ignorance.
Example - the Lightning Connector
As you stated...
"Lightning is an absolute con. It's no surprise that sales of Apple goodies have fallen over the last few years and so they've made a smaller but worse adapter that forces lots of people to buy more goodies without getting ANY benefit other than ... wait for it ... you can put the wire in upside down I suppose Jobs was in the process of dying when he signed it off though so at least there's an excuse why it's crap."
The advancements Apple is making on their products is so far ahead of the competition that you don't even recognize what there're doing. You're just pissed, so you bad mouth what you don't understand.
Here's some light reading to help explain how advanced the connector is - and its not because they want to sell adapters.
Apple's Lightning Connector Uses Adaptive Technology to Dynamically Assign Pin Functions
http://goo.gl/xwSi5
Give it a break.