Hardly worth coming on here for moral support!
i hope the hotel sees sense - and you did go into the hotel, so i'd argue you were a customer they just didn't have a room for you.
6 minutes parked huh, harsh, I bet the bloke in the van was taking up a 'valuable' space too.
I bet the land owner was horrified and needed a lie down after witnessing your actions, you get out of the car, go in to the hotel, come back out and have to cheek to get in the car and drive off 6 minutes later, thanks to you they will probably have to file for bankruptcy