Some perspective:
The current F30 is larger in almost every dimension than the first 7 series BMW ever made.
The current F30 is about the same size as the 5 series from a couple generations ago.
The current F20 1 series is only slightly smaller than the E30 3 series.
I get what you mean by coming home.
The F30 is a BIG car. The current F10 5 series is a BOAT!
Congrats on your new toy. I am sure it will deliver some good times and big grins.
Still looks ugly.