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      11-11-2012, 05:16 PM   #1
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Pray that this does not come to pass....

This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events.

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And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land
called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will
to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known
as The One


He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but he
hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you. My lack of
experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my
association with evildoers are of no consequence. I shall save you with hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all has been built must be destroyed.


And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what The One would
do, he had promised that it was good; and they believed. And The One said,
"We live in the greatest country in the world.

Help me change everything about it!"



And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!" Then he said, "We are
going to tax the rich fat-cats."


And the people said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth."And the people said, "Show us the money!"And then he said, "redistribution of wealth is good for everybody, its the Socialist way


And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my
money and to give it to the deadbeats??"

And The One ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were
hacked and publicized. One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was banished from the kingdom.

Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having
zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical
terrorists?"

And The One said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and
show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat
our weapons into free cars for the people!"


Then The One said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."

And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes."

So The One said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!" And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"
Then The One said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your
homes!"

And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed. and he
said.

"I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker and raise
the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited healthcare and
medicine and transportation to the clinics."


Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?


Then The One said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity
rates will skyrocket!"

And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we
don't care for that part about higher electric rates."


So The One said, Not to worry. If your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!" Then he said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing...

"And the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers.

Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like
unto a rock dropped from a cliff.

The bank banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl.

And more of the people were without a means of support.

Then The One said, "I am The One- The Messiah - and I'm here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!" But our foreign trading partners said unto him. "Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more... And The One said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!" And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.

Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you
shall play by our rules!"
And the people cried out, Alas, alas!!What have we done? But yea verily,
it was too late.


The people set upon The One and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung.

And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were
without sustenance, shelter or hope.

And the Change The One had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlpool that consumed all that they had built.


And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,
Give us back our nation, our pride and our hope!!

But it was too late and their homeland was no more.

– Yes….., this is too true to be funny! Tragic, but not funny; tragic but true.

She really tells it like it is. We all care about our country (Repubs and Dems) and what is happening to it. You may think this is a fairy tale, but its not. Its happening RIGHT NOW and will continue to happen 4 more years. Hopefully it will still be around after that

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THIS HAPPENING...............................

JUST RUB YOUR EYES AND BLINK AND CLICK YOUR HEALS TOGETHER A FEW MORE TIMES REALLY GOOD.
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      11-11-2012, 09:10 PM   #2
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This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events.

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– Yes….., this is too true to be funny! Tragic, but not funny; tragic but true.

She really tells it like it is. We all care about our country (Repubs and Dems) and what is happening to it. You may think this is a fairy tale, but its not. Its happening RIGHT NOW and will continue to happen 4 more years. Hopefully it will still be around after that

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THIS HAPPENING...............................

JUST RUB YOUR EYES AND BLINK AND CLICK YOUR HEALS TOGETHER A FEW MORE TIMES REALLY GOOD.
Get a grip Dorothy! You forgot to have everyone repeat: "There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.... "

Don't worry folks if you can't see this happening it's because it isn't.

Your pastor's wife is obviously paranoid and delusional. For the sake of the entire congregation I hope she gets well soon.

You really need to give it a rest. When are you guys going to let go of your delusional fantasy that the president is an evil socialist ant-christ?

It's not healthy.
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Get a grip Dorothy! You forgot to have everyone repeat: "There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.... "

Don't worry folks if you can't see this happening it's because it isn't.

Your pastor's wife is obviously paranoid and delusional. For the sake of the entire congregation I hope she gets well soon.

You really need to give it a rest. When are you guys going to let go of your delusional fantasy that the president is an evil socialist ant-christ?

It's not healthy.
My parents think Obama is anti-Christ too, for the gay marriage thing... they're pretty religious too
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My parents think Obama is anti-Christ too, for the gay marriage thing... they're pretty religious too
I'll pray for them.
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I live in a very conservative part of the country and I have heard this same viewpoint voiced very frequently since the president got reelected. Even though I did lean more towards Romney I find this type of raw bias very unsettling. Our democratic system has stood the test of time and has shown that one bad leader, even the president, cannot derail the long term success of such a such a great nation. Just my 2cents...
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Different puppet, same puppet masters.
Obamney was a joke. Obama's fiscal plans were drawn up by an optimistic six year old and Romney's social policy was an affront to anyone with functioning grey matter and reasoning ability.

There's no point debating a tiny sliver of political discourse (regurgitated as party talking points) when most of it does not change a damn thing.

EDIT: Where's obummers birth certificate? he was born in kenya!!1 TERRORIST!!!1 socialist Antichrist!!!!!!!11111one /sarcasm /thinlyveiled racism
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I live in a very conservative part of the country and I have heard this same viewpoint voiced very frequently since the president got reelected. Even though I did lean more towards Romney I find this type of raw bias very unsettling. Our democratic system has stood the test of time and has shown that one bad leader, even the president, cannot derail the long term success of such a such a great nation. Just my 2cents...
Yea, I agree. I think the same people who say one president will bring the downfall of an entire nation should probably spend their time getting the US constitution changed. Afterall our founders didn't risk their lives so we could have a monarchy or dictatorship. If one person has THAT much power over 300 million people, then a major overhaul of the constitution should be made.
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