beaten unfairly

ft1330 · 01-13-2014, 09:31 AM

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OC40 · 01-13-2014, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SJ00

335BBS · 01-13-2014, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dan_335i

i was just minding my own business and not racing anyone. I was just zig zagging between cars to get ahead. Then I saw this C350 4Matic coupe in the right lane while i was in the left both stopped at the stop light. I didnt even think of racing with him but he thought I wanted to race cause he saw my zig zagging in his rearview mirror. So when the light turned green he floored it while I was just giving gas normally. Then i saw him get ahead so i floored it to but didnt catch up until he let off the gas at 100KM or 60MPH. I think i didnt catch up because his car is 4matic while mine is RWD. My traction control just killed all the power when i rev up to 5k RPM. I was also on lm60 while he was on all seasons.
the mercedes driver was in like his 45-50 age. I am only 20.

just sharing my story

short story
the person driving a C350 4matic coupe all season tires
i am driving 335i rwd winter tires
traction control killed my power
he cheated

also my car ran over dog poop its was fucking disgusting. some dipshit dog owner left poop on the road that is infront of my driveway. poop wasnt the hard kind it was brown greenish and mushy

Tell me this isnt serious.

Kafkaesque328 · 01-13-2014, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SJ00

Vin Diesel is an actor and that was a movie. Movies aren't real. The way that F&F bro died is. That's real.

Who? · 01-13-2014, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kafkaesque320

Vin Diesel is an actor and that was a movie. Movies aren't real. The way that F&F bro died is. That's real.

cool story bro

Chill72 · 01-13-2014, 10:28 AM

More than you can afford Pal.

BMWbill · 01-13-2014, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by drob23

We had a fire alarm go off today, wasn't sure if it was a drill or real. Spent about 30 seconds debating and decided it was time to evacuate. It was cold as hell outside, probably 5 degrees, maybe 0 with wind chill. I sat in a co-workers fusion while we waited, it never warmed up. Afterwards, ended up talking to another guy who thought my down coat was puffy. Explained how awesome 850 down fill is.

The creepy thing is I still don't know if it was a drill or real...

I can see into my neighbor's bedroom window who owns the new C-class Merc in AWD. I have All-weather summer tires on my 318 hatchback. But that's irrelevant. Last night I caught him beating off so I decided to race him and I beated off in like 30 seconds. That's a word right? I think in this case I can say beated. Anyway he cheated because he was looking at porn and I wasn't. Just wanted to share.

drob23 · 01-13-2014, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Kafkaesque320

Vin Diesel is an actor and that was a movie. Movies aren't real. The way that F&F bro died is. That's real.

Fast and Furious gets a child please, just like super size me.

baw · 01-13-2014, 02:47 PM

Will you please give more information regarding the dog poo?

All we know now is that it was "brown greenish and mushy".

Dan_335i · 01-13-2014, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by baw

Will you please give more information regarding the dog poo?

All we know now is that it was "brown greenish and mushy".

i no it was from a german sheppard because of the smell and the taste.

btbossman · 01-13-2014, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWbill

I can see into my neighbor's bedroom window who owns the new C-class Merc in AWD. I have All-weather summer tires on my 318 hatchback. But that's irrelevant. Last night I caught him beating off so I decided to race him and I beated off in like 30 seconds. That's a word right? I think in this case I can say beated. Anyway he cheated because he was looking at porn and I wasn't. Just wanted to share.

LOLOL

CKau · 01-13-2014, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWbill

I can see into my neighbor's bedroom window who owns the new C-class Merc in AWD. I have All-weather summer tires on my 318 hatchback. But that's irrelevant. Last night I caught him beating off so I decided to race him and I beated off in like 30 seconds. That's a word right? I think in this case I can say beated. Anyway he cheated because he was looking at porn and I wasn't. Just wanted to share.

drob23 · 01-13-2014, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWbill

I can see into my neighbor's bedroom window who owns the new C-class Merc in AWD. I have All-weather summer tires on my 318 hatchback. But that's irrelevant. Last night I caught him beating off so I decided to race him and I beated off in like 30 seconds. That's a word right? I think in this case I can say beated. Anyway he cheated because he was looking at porn and I wasn't. Just wanted to share.

What the he'll are all weather summer tires? I knew something didn't add up here.

chrisny · 01-14-2014, 12:25 AM

BMarmy · 01-14-2014, 07:23 PM

When you drive a bmw, other drivers behave strangely and always try to drive faster than you, overtake you, race you. That's just my observation after driving mine for 2 months.

Steve33 · 01-14-2014, 07:46 PM

OC40 · 01-14-2014, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisny

jtuds · 01-15-2014, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan_335i

i was just minding my own business and not racing anyone. I was just zig zagging between cars to get ahead. Then I saw this C350 4Matic coupe in the right lane while i was in the left both stopped at the stop light. I didnt even think of racing with him but he thought I wanted to race cause he saw my zig zagging in his rearview mirror. So when the light turned green he floored it while I was just giving gas normally. Then i saw him get ahead so i floored it to but didnt catch up until he let off the gas at 100KM or 60MPH. I think i didnt catch up because his car is 4matic while mine is RWD. My traction control just killed all the power when i rev up to 5k RPM. I was also on lm60 while he was on all seasons.
the mercedes driver was in like his 45-50 age. I am only 20.

just sharing my story

short story
the person driving a C350 4matic coupe all season tires
i am driving 335i rwd winter tires
traction control killed my power
he cheated

also my car ran over dog poop its was fucking disgusting. some dipshit dog owner left poop on the road that is infront of my driveway. poop wasnt the hard kind it was brown greenish and mushy

I guess he beats you at life. Sucks man...

alienranch · 01-17-2014, 03:36 PM

I just got dumberer for reading this.

Steve33 · 01-17-2014, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by airweasel

I just got dumberer for reading this.

My retinas hurt

jhon236 · 02-07-2014, 12:24 AM

oh man!

you guys just made my night between this and the "police pulled me over bc of my tinted windows / I have all the money in the world / I love the military".

btbossman · 02-07-2014, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by jhon236

oh man!

you guys just made my night between this and the "police pulled me over bc of my tinted windows / I have all the money in the world / I love the military".

I bet you liked that...Im glad thats what you took away from that thread... I would say something to insult you, but you dont seem too bright.

IDK where that thread went, but to update, I got off, and the cop is now a client of mine. Networking I tell you...The key to success! Just a lil tidbit for ya grasshopper.

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