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      07-17-2015, 12:02 PM   #463
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"in the office", hes a gynecologist.... do i really need to explain to you where that video was taken?
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Hey Doc, how often do you met this guy? And what do you say to him? What's his and her's reactions?

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I can think of a few people in this thread who are busy fapping to that video...
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Most recent baby daddy problem.

White girl. White baby.

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Can you send me an extra baby the next time someone wants to cancel their order? I'm so bad at being pregnant (I mean, I need to gain 10+ kilos before even trying ever, and I end up leaving the delivery room looking like a starved rat) but I want more kids.
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I use to be curious about this when I was single. (approx decades ago)

When you have sex with other women, your dick smells differently per different women. How do you get rid of that specific female smell off of your dick?

Some females recommended me get a "douche" kit/bag or use vinegar water, but it appears again next day. Only way to get rid of that smell which I knew was have sex with gal who has absolutely no smell, and it will even out.


ETA: I am not going to use bleach. no way.
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Wtf who is smelling it for you to give this report. Soap?
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There is no stronger instinct than the desire to reproduce.

It's so sad that so many great parents can't have bigger families
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I use to be curious about this when I was single. (approx decades ago)

When you have sex with other women, your dick smells differently per different women. How do you get rid of that specific female smell off of your dick?

Some females recommended me get a "douche" kit/bag or use vinegar water, but it appears again next day. Only way to get rid of that smell which I knew was have sex with gal who has absolutely no smell, and it will even out.


ETA: I am not going to use bleach. no way.
Not sure who you are having sex with. But if soap and water don't take care of it, then she needs to see a doctor.
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It's so sad that so many great parents can't have bigger families
Haha, I think I would've ended up with a dozen of not nature making it hard. To be honest, I consider myself pretty much a whining brat, since even if I've been unable to keep food in ever (and the meds make me even worse so milk has been my way to handle the time), the waiting times have been easy in other ways.

I've gotten lucky with the threating staff also, they've really listened to my wishes. At least in Finland many doctors freak out still with us hormone freaks.

But if you happen to have extra babies in hand, ship them over. this year I had a foster child to babysit for 12 hours per day to smooth the baby fever. He was a drug baby and cried most of the time, so it kinda worked.
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Yeah Prenna: If it smells like sour milk, keep your dick out!
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Yeah Prenna: If it smells like sour milk, keep your dick out!

sour milk... I almost spilled a bucket of ice water.


Sorry, I was just kidding, but I will leave my joke out on this med forum.
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OK, I saw your replies about the negatives of cunnilingus with HPV, and read elsewhere how it will benefit the woman (such as reducing cramps or quicker, easier orgasm once you get to sex)... But every once in a while I see articles that say that semen is great for skin and reducing the chances of breast cancer and all that, which kinda helps me sweet talk/joke in having the girl head in the right direction of giving a BJ.

With all that being said, is there any benefits for people to eat at The Y?

Also, what's the 2nd or equally effective method of birth control to condoms if say... We're both tested clean, and I want the full sensation since [TMI] even the thinnest condoms rob me of sensation and I have a hard time getting in the mood once it's on, but have no equipment problems whatsoever raw?[/TMI]
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OK, I saw your replies about the negatives of cunnilingus with HPV, and read elsewhere how it will benefit the woman (such as reducing cramps or quicker, easier orgasm once you get to sex)... But every once in a while I see articles that say that semen is great for skin and reducing the chances of breast cancer and all that, which kinda helps me sweet talk/joke in having the girl head in the right direction of giving a BJ.

With all that being said, is there any benefits for people to eat at The Y?

Also, what's the 2nd or equally effective method of birth control to condoms if say... We're both tested clean, and I want the full sensation since [TMI] even the thinnest condoms rob me of sensation and I have a hard time getting in the mood once it's on, but have no equipment problems whatsoever raw?[/TMI]
When used correctly, the pill is really effective, even better than a condom. Still, if you're not ready to handle the possible consequences,I'd use both.

90% of women don't get off just by penetration. You guys need really to work, or you'll only ever see our "oh that's so good, now get the fuck off of me so I can go and have a date with my vibrator" face.
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OK, I saw your replies about the negatives of cunnilingus with HPV, and read elsewhere how it will benefit the woman (such as reducing cramps or quicker, easier orgasm once you get to sex)... But every once in a while I see articles that say that semen is great for skin and reducing the chances of breast cancer and all that, which kinda helps me sweet talk/joke in having the girl head in the right direction of giving a BJ.

With all that being said, is there any benefits for people to eat at The Y?

Also, what's the 2nd or equally effective method of birth control to condoms if say... We're both tested clean, and I want the full sensation since



[TMI] even the thinnest condoms rob me of sensation and I have a hard time getting in the mood once it's on, but have no equipment problems whatsoever raw?[/TMI]
I can probably answer 2nd one.
It is becoming urology questions, but maybe I can chime in.

I am sure ladies who are over 25 know man's physiology well enough,but when I was younger days, few gals just don't get how men works. I mean , we just can't go , "okay, you want 10th round? Let's do it!"

I am only speaking with very limited samples (LOL), but it depends on the shape as well. Some will literally take 45-50minutes to do it, but some in less than 10minutes. It can be you, but it can also be the shape of women's bottom too.

I am talking all common sense here. (nothing medical or science)
Few days after 7-8th round of sex, it will be much harder to get a feeling there than month without it.

Some guys with very limited sexual experience will always seek attractive partner to get the wanker thicker faster, but if the bottom is totally not the shape you desired, your wanker will get smaller or lose the feeling?

How do guys get sensation/feeling sustained then? If attractive , but inner volume of shape is not your type, guy and gal gotta really step up few notches to get the skillset going, so that you can accelerate the feeling?



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I can probably answer 2nd one.
It is becoming urology questions, but maybe I can chime in.

I am sure ladies who are over 25 know man's physiology well enough,but when I was younger days, few gals just don't get how men works. I mean , we just can't go , "okay, you want 10th round? Let's do it!"

I am only speaking with very limited samples (LOL), but it depends on the shape as well. Some will literally take 45-50minutes to do it, but some in less than 10minutes. It can be you, but it can also be the shape of women's bottom too.

I am talking all common sense here. (nothing medical or science)
Few days after 7-8th round of sex, it will be much harder to get a feeling there than month without it.

Some guys with very limited sexual experience will always seek attractive partner to get the wanker thicker faster, but if the bottom is totally not the shape you desired, your wanker will get smaller or lose the feeling?

How do guys get sensation/feeling sustained then? If attractive , but inner volume of shape is not your type, guy and gal gotta really step up few notches to get the skillset going, so that you can accelerate the feeling?
I think it's us, we are pretty damn insecure creatures.

Let's see what the doc says.
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I think it's us, we are pretty damn insecure creatures.

Let's see what the doc says.
LOL, i was so busy with NEF's q, I forgot to answer yours.
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Ok Mr gynaecologist,if this was not your profession what other would you pursue knowing what you now know or career change is a must.
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