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      10-23-2014, 06:41 PM   #45
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Change your name from Yawar to something normal.
..... beat me to it. That was the first thing I thought after reading it.
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      10-23-2014, 06:51 PM   #46
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You obviously forgot to send her an Emoji with a heart and a thumbs up.

Kids these days...
Someone asked me about emjis the other day, and I still don't know what the fuck an emji is.


Mind you I'm 24.
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      10-23-2014, 06:55 PM   #47
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Someone asked me about emjis the other day, and I still don't know what the fuck an emji is.


Mind you I'm 24.

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      10-23-2014, 06:56 PM   #48
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LOL, it's an emOji. My fault.
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wait...dudes name is really Yawar? ImDyin

You have all rights to bag on me too, but I'm in tears right now
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      10-23-2014, 07:03 PM   #50
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wait...dudes name is really Yawar? ImDyin

You have all rights to bag on me too, but I'm in tears right now
I thought it was a joke.


What's your real name, I know its not Front Wheel Drive.


Is it Francesca? Francine? Francis? Jamal? Jaquanda?
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I thought it was a joke.


What's your real name, I know its not Front Wheel Drive.


Is it Francesca? Francine? Francis? Jamal? Jaquanda?
Haha, I hate my username. I made it when I was like SUPER car enthusiast and now if I change it I don't think you guys will recognize me anymore

Anyways, the ladies call me "black hammer" but my gov't name is Terrence. I hope I didn't open a can of worms.
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Haha, I hate my username. I made it when I was like SUPER car enthusiast and now if I change it I don't think you guys will recognize me anymore

Anyways, the ladies call me "black hammer" but my gov't name is Terrence. I hope I didn't open a can of worms.
You sound more like a Shaniqua to me.
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      10-23-2014, 07:32 PM   #53
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Go ask grimlock, he's got the texting thing down
LOL beat me to it.

Another grimlock in our midst crying in his beer
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wait...dudes name is really Yawar? ImDyin

You have all rights to bag onn me too, but I'm in tears right now
FWIW, I think he is Indian, but that's normal in Toronto.
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Haha, I hate my username. I made it when I was like SUPER car enthusiast and now if I change it I don't think you guys will recognize me anymore

Anyways, the ladies call me "black hammer" but my gov't name is Terrence. I hope I didn't open a can of worms.
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Haha, I hate my username. I made it when I was like SUPER car enthusiast and now if I change it I don't think you guys will recognize me anymore

Anyways, the ladies call me "black hammer" but my gov't name is Terrence. I hope I didn't open a can of worms.
LOL, TERRENCE, AGH, that's lovely. I won't give me real opinion because I don't feel like being banned (due to alternative meanings of course). All I'll say is that is a sweet name.



Black Hammer on the other hand is a little sketchy. You're better than that.
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FWIW, I think he is Indian, but that's normal in Toronto.
What's a Toronto?
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What's a Toronto?
A city in Canada.
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LOL, TERRENCE, AGH, that's lovely. I won't give me real opinion because I don't feel like being banned (due to alternative meanings of course). All I'll say is that is a sweet name.



Black Hammer on the other hand is a little sketchy. You're better than that.
He may be better than that name, but it describes me perfectly.
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You wait 3-4 days? She's lost interest.
Agreed. 2 days is money.

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Yes, I'm Indian. No need to be narrow-minded fellas, not every male in the world is named Joe or Sam...

Anyways, thanks for the advice. Will definitely put it to use, and learn from my mistakes.
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Yes, I'm Indian. No need to be narrow-minded fellas, not every male in the world is named Joe or Sam...

Anyways, thanks for the advice. Will definitely put it to use, and learn from my mistakes.
Yea but dude, get a nick name or something..lol
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Yea but dude, get a nick name or something..lol
Why don't you let me worry about that?

Thanks.
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      10-23-2014, 11:06 PM   #64
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In this case, I think having a less common name would be beneficial such as OP's. Don't need to change your name or make up a nickname just to impress some chick.

For all girl related questions, you can simply PM Grimlock for advice. He's the man with this type of stuff.
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      10-23-2014, 11:14 PM   #65
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Yea but dude, get a nick name or something..lol
Jesus, you guys are mean..

Ah.. the good old days when I asked for love advice on car forums..

Hang in there man, use your reach to your advantage.. I've never seen an Indian over 6' - serious!

How old are you? R u serious that's what you texted? Okay, I was probably not much better not too long ago..

You have to give them something to respond to - keep the convo going. Listen to Billup!
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Didn't read the thread, but from the title, i would suggest using less chloroform.
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