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      05-23-2016, 06:06 PM   #28953
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Same thing for pool service and lawn for that matter.
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Oh hell yeah. The last time I cut the grass was when the $10 my dad would pay me every week mattered.
I grew up cutting acreage.

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@ASBSECU E93 here it is!
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      05-23-2016, 07:24 PM   #28955
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      05-24-2016, 05:59 AM   #28956
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Good morning bros and sis's.
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      05-24-2016, 06:08 AM   #28957
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You mean hos and bitches, right?
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      05-24-2016, 06:14 AM   #28958
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Besides, as long as it's not Axius i'm safe.
That's why Rob never invites me to his house, I have to meet him in public places.
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      05-24-2016, 06:18 AM   #28959
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      05-24-2016, 06:26 AM   #28960
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You mean hos and bitches, right?
No, you're just dad.
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      05-24-2016, 07:09 AM   #28961
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      05-24-2016, 07:40 AM   #28962
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I ran across this randomly and thought of you. I felt a little bad about the fact that I immediately though of you, to be honest, but not bad enough to not post it. ENJOY!

PS: Is your Tesla the P85D (or whatever the really fast one is)?

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      05-24-2016, 08:30 AM   #28963
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I ran across this randomly and thought of you. I felt a little bad about the fact that I immediately though of you, to be honest, but not bad enough to not post it. ENJOY!

PS: Is your Tesla the P85D (or whatever the really fast one is)?
Heheheh, that's such a sad but true meme. I like it.

I got a 70D. Pictures will be up soon
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      05-24-2016, 08:45 AM   #28964
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Heheheh, that's such a sad but true meme. I like it.

I got a 70D. Pictures will be up soon
I like the color you picked.
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      05-24-2016, 08:50 AM   #28965
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Sup whores. I have an itch to buy another car. Someone talk me out of it.
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      05-24-2016, 08:50 AM   #28966
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Heheheh, that's such a sad but true meme. I like it.

I got a 70D. Pictures will be up soon
I like the color you picked.
My favorite color lol.
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      05-24-2016, 08:51 AM   #28967
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Waiting for it to be tinted.
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      05-24-2016, 08:55 AM   #28968
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Sup whores. I have an itch to buy another car. Someone talk me out of it.
M2 pls.

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Waiting for it to be tinted.
15%?
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      05-24-2016, 08:56 AM   #28969
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Sup whores. I have an itch to buy another car. Someone talk me out of it.
Do it. Your newest car is a 14 VW. You need a new car. Go with M6 or 911.
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      05-24-2016, 09:03 AM   #28970
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Do it. Your newest car is a 14 VW. You need a new car. Go with M6 or 911.
Crap!
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Do it. Your newest car is a 14 VW. You need a new car. Go with M6 or 911.
Well, I was thinking to keep the GLI as a daily and add a third car. Hmm...
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      05-24-2016, 09:15 AM   #28972
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Sup whores. I have an itch to buy another car. Someone talk me out of it.
M2 pls.

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Waiting for it to be tinted.
15%?
Thinking 30%. That's what I've been running for the past 5 years or so. Not too dark, but still conceals.
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      05-24-2016, 09:16 AM   #28973
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Thinking 30%. That's what I've been running for the past 5 years or so. Not too dark, but still conceals.
Truuuuuu I feel it.
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      05-24-2016, 09:35 AM   #28974
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Embarrassing. Mr Tonka threatened to out me photographically if I did not pre-empt. So, I am posting a picture of myself. This is me caught in live posting on BP.

The REAL jtodd_fl!
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