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      04-30-2014, 01:28 PM   #1
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Damn Autocorrect

this is crazy, you guys got any good ones?

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
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Bloody autocorrect. Sorry, I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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      04-30-2014, 04:40 PM   #2
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Meh not funny.
99.9999999% auto correct bs is fake anyway
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      04-30-2014, 05:09 PM   #3
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Meh not funny.
99.9999999% auto correct bs is fake anyway
Yeah that ruins it for me. The example in the OP sounds so contrived that I'm pretty confident in saying that it's just made up.
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      04-30-2014, 06:25 PM   #4
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      04-30-2014, 06:45 PM   #5
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      05-03-2014, 05:19 PM   #6
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"Siri, post funny joke in Bimmerpost OT board"

"Ok, posting unfunny joke in Bimmerpost OT board"

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