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      09-05-2016, 01:09 PM   #45
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Hey, no picking on Tara and her small butt
Even I have more ass
I was told I have a 'really nice ass for a white guy' once. I was majoely taken off gauard by that! Like completely out of the blue type of comment. Must have been all the years playing soccer because I sure as heck don't do squats!
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I was told I have a 'really nice ass for a white guy' once. I was majoely taken off gauard by that! Like completely out of the blue type of comment. Must have been all the years playing soccer because I sure as heck don't do squats!
are you sure she wasn't; take notice at 2:15

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It sure did attract arses!

This is OT.

You can close your eyes, throw a stick, and it'll bounce of the heads of 5 arses before it hits the ground.

How are you?
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Nelly Furtado has a great ass...

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I was told I have a 'really nice ass for a white guy' once. I was majoely taken off gauard by that! Like completely out of the blue type of comment. Must have been all the years playing soccer because I sure as heck don't do squats!
No pic, no care.

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I was told I have a 'really nice ass for a white guy' once. I was majoely taken off gauard by that! Like completely out of the blue type of comment. Must have been all the years playing soccer because I sure as heck don't do squats!


It's like when people say Amy Schumer is hot for a comic.
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      09-05-2016, 06:31 PM   #55
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Nelly Furtado has a great ass...
Here a better ass view my friend ..And what do we see ?
Nelly's ass is actually out of shape it's really large and too fat
That ass needs squats in a no pain no gain regime..
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Damn she got a nice ass.
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      09-05-2016, 06:39 PM   #57
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Nelly Furtado has a great ass...
Here a better ass view my friend ..And what do we see ?
Nelly's ass is actually out of shape it's really large and too fat
That ass needs squats in a no pain no gain regime..
She's nearly pushing 40 bro...

Dat ass is NOICE!!
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She's nearly pushing 40 bro...

Dat ass is NOICE!!
Don't think she is that hot in general, but for 40 she's in decent shape.
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Once you get to 40 you will plow a lady that lives under a bridge if she lets you. Be warned!
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      09-05-2016, 07:35 PM   #60
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Perception is everything...
One thing I've noticed is high rise jeans don't look good on anyone. They make women's asses look like pancakes.
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It's like when people say Amy Schumer is hot for a comic.
Amy Schumer is a disgusting, unfunny, ugly, guppy looking fuck.

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This is OT.

You can close your eyes, throw a stick, and it'll bounce of the heads of 5 arses before it hits the ground.

How are you?
I'm good, bored out of my mind with all the bs I read and I'm trying to not build a summer house.

Yeah, I actually meant that. I'm trying not to build a completely unnecessary time wasting place for myself to a place I could visit 4 times a year tops. Don't try to make sense of that sentence, I mainly wrote it to show myself I truly am an idiot


Sup with you? I agree on the arse count, though I would like to see some evidence of the boys having something to show again. I'm sure they've all neglected their redeeming quality.
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Aside from that, saw a woman wearing kinda that trouser and then she turned around and the rest of the world was awaring, that she'd shoven the muff border line to high...
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