[pferdestarke]

It's 9:30pm and everyone else in the house is winding down ready for bed. Ordinarily you'd be doing the same but there's one thing preventing that from happening tonight; the new F30 M-Sport sitting on the drive.

'Oh I've forgotten to fill up with diesel and I've an early start tomorrow. I'd better go and do it now really' Wife gives a knowing glance to say 'do you think I was born yesterday?'

It's a little wet out after a rainy day. As you walk over to the car and unlock it, the light bounces back from the corona rings and illuminates the beads of water on the bonnet. The interior invites you in as the orange hue surrounds the controls in the cockpit. Where do I leave this key so that it doesn't rattle or end up under the seats?

Foot on brake: Start: Watch xenon beams flood the neighbour's wall with their icy glow as they auto-level: Auto Start/Stop deactivated: Sport Plus mode engaged: High beam assist activated: Anything else? oh, D for Drive: Squeeze off the drive and roll down the street. Hold and press DSC button to further reduce the computer's intervention in to your night drive.

Harmon Kardon poised and ready to rumble - the subs beneath your ass cheeks are fully loaded with gut-churning ammo; a stark contrast to the bright, ear splitting treble coming from the tweeters. Better turn that down a notch on the EQ! Glad I specified this, you think to yourself.

We're rolling now. Steering feels direct, connected; the throttle elasticated, like you're in control of a sling shot full of potential energy and the road is your target. But steady on boy, the oil temp is still low so restraint is still within you.

Shortcut number 8: Sports Displays selected. Hello hp. Hello lb/ft. A little stab on the throttle to make sure we're all connected and ready to engage everything we have at our disposal through the rear wheels. The dials dance across your field of vision. The boy racer in you is aroused and ready to perform.

The road signs are super-illuminated as the camera senses a car coming towards you. You see the void open in the beam and keep one eye on them waiting for the angry flash. It never comes. Wow. What a system. The beam spreads again and pitches forward, illuminating the glistening road ahead as your driver intuition tells you to watch the back end on such a slippery night.

Two pulls and you're in second gear, guns loaded and ready to fire. It's a sweeping left-hand bend and as you pin the throttle the rears scrabble for grip but manage to deploy 90% of power before you're reaching for third, fourth, smile, brakes, next roundabout, repeat, this time up through fifth, 100, sixth, seventh, better slow down, drop the anchors and you're seeing speed scrubbed faster than you put it on. Imagining the rotors glowing red as the nose dives ready for the junction.

First, spin, second, scrabble, dab of opposite, road straightens up, you're watching the needle sweep round to 4.5k before you tug on the paddle, the positive click engages the next cog and you can't imagine being in a manual ever again.

Big wet roundabout, 19" 403M's with Bridgestones must be a little warm: let's push it a little - third gear, holding it all the way, 4krpm, offside loaded with the car's weight, consciously monitoring the point between traction and slip. We must be close but you're at your own limit. Off at the exit, pull for fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, no point in eighth as I'm running out of road. Wonder if the M-Sport brakes would've been worth the extra?

Calm it down a bit now - you've had some fun. Pull back on the reins and slip it in comfort. Make it docile. Put on cruise. Watch the LED dance around the odometer like a firefly. Like a different car now. Is this a Seven Series? Thankfully not!

Here's your street. Reluctantly pull in, reverse on to the drive, close the gates (and lock them) whilst the lights illuminate your path. The heat coming off the wheels warms your leg as you stand there having a final look. Damn it, I've left the key in the cup holder again. As you reach in you notice a bottle of water in the side pocket. The child in you takes it out, you open it, and pour it on the disc. It fizzes and steams like a barbecue being extinguished. Hopefully the neighbours didn't see!

'Satisfied?' She asks. 'Absolutely!' You exclaim.

[hanizh]

Nice man, you should work for the BMW creative office )

[34.50]

Haha nice

[dan99]

A+ narrative, would read again

[drob23]

Haha good times, if that's your trip to the local gas station I can only imagine an early sunday foray onto some back-roads. There's a lot that sucks about getting older and taking on responsibilities...sports cars like these make it all worth it .

[Maz335i]

Awesome! Very well written! Read the entire post!

Put on some pics bud...

[Ryan9095]

This made me smile

[FeeBear]

You are a poet my friend.

Question for the Americans on the board.

The road signs are super-illuminated as the camera senses a car coming towards you. You see the void open in the beam and keep one eye on them waiting for the angry flash. It never comes. Wow. What a system. The beam spreads again and pitches forward, illuminating the glistening road ahead as your driver intuition tells you to watch the back end on such a slippery night.

Do we have that option of the beam splitting? Is that the anti glare option with the Bi-xenon headlights and and automatic high beam?

Fee

[doublevanosrc]

Originally Posted by FeeBear

You are a poet my friend.

no kidding, must be an english major or something. Great write up, make me wanna go for a drive right now

[pferdestarke]

Originally Posted by FeeBear

You are a poet my friend.

Question for the Americans on the board.

The road signs are super-illuminated as the camera senses a car coming towards you. You see the void open in the beam and keep one eye on them waiting for the angry flash. It never comes. Wow. What a system. The beam spreads again and pitches forward, illuminating the glistening road ahead as your driver intuition tells you to watch the back end on such a slippery night.

Do we have that option of the beam splitting? Is that the anti glare option with the Bi-xenon headlights and and automatic high beam?

Fee

Cheers for the comments.

Yes, the beams dynamically adjust depending on the position of the other vehicles.

See link and if that doesn't work in the US search for BMW adaptive headlights