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      02-03-2016, 03:23 PM   #45
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Sooo who's hiring? I'm pretty bored now that I'm only doing two hobbies at once.
It looks like you can swing a hammer or at the very least demolish something! I may be in need of your skills very soon.

What are your rates? And no...I don't pay travel.

Oh, just to be clear, this is for real estate and not my Galactic Overlord deal. That requires different skill sets.
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I could do photography, but I don't have any fancy equipment so that's out.

Is that all there is too it? Is it as easy as that?
How much do you have to spend on equipment to become a professional?

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      02-03-2016, 03:30 PM   #47
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Is that all there is too it? Is it as easy as that?
How much do you have to spend on equipment to become a professional?

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Oooooo! I wanna be a neurosurgeon!
I'm going to purchase some surgical equipment right now!!
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I've been looking for a personal assistant. Want to apply?
I had the BEST one several years ago when I lived in North Carolina. I really miss having the gnarly details that I hate smoothed over on everything. I may start looking for one later this year.
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      02-03-2016, 03:45 PM   #49
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My spelling by American standards with a keypad is beyond perfection (though I keep insisting seiling is ceiling but hey fourth language!!).
Seiling is better than calling it a fucking roof...

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Oh! I don't wear heels, and since I do have the training
Sara504 Someone needs your services...

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I even can provide a dog patrol but sadly the current dog will run away from Chihuahua if not with me.
Sounds like a scaredy cat...

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Homemade lunches. Anyone stupid enough to hire me would endure home cooked lunches since I'd have to keep them alive till I retire.
Not necessary...I have several places that feed me as long as I pay them.

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I have a White Tiger. I'm good when it comes to wheels.
5 days...
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      02-03-2016, 03:46 PM   #50
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It looks like you can swing a hammer or at the very least demolish something! I may be in need of your skills very soon.

What are your rates? And no...I don't pay travel.

Oh, just to be clear, this is for real estate and not my Galactic Overlord deal. That requires different skill sets.
If you don't tell anyone, I love real-estate and design. I work for free if I can make a thing work. A space to work.

I'm kinda loving the flat I bought and I'm now working on. By far it will be the biggest transformation possible in a flat that tiny. Since I haven't worked in this for a while, this is my practice run.

I'll show you soon, you can decide if I'm worth the big check.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      02-03-2016, 04:01 PM   #51
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Seiling is better than calling it a fucking roof...



Sara504 Someone needs your services...



Sounds like a scaredy cat...



Not necessary...I have several places that feed me as long as I pay them.



5 days...
Okay!

Soooo heels. I can wear them but then I'll be taller than you. Don't fuck with my kitten. She'll eat ya!


Now I'm sorry!! The vocabulary needed for this shit isn't my usual vocabulary! I don't want the job anymore! I wouldn't want to work with you! You're a meanie! You'll have to pay me 3 bucks per month just so I'd show up after this slander! Nobody in bimmerpost would hire me now since you pointed out my mildly unacceptable sides.

Fuck. I'll sue you! You'll owe me what I owe asb!!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Soooo heels. I can wear them but then I'll be taller than you.
You SUCK at math...

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Fuck. I'll sue you! You'll owe me what I owe asb!!
Line forms to the right.
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      02-03-2016, 04:25 PM   #54
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Who has a side piece?
Does a piece on my side count?
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      02-03-2016, 04:35 PM   #55
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Does a piece on my side count?
I will allow it. You mean you holster your fleshlight?
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I will allow it. You mean you holster your fleshlight?
Don't you?
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I work for a small IT company primarily. I also work from home with my gf for a home health agency. As well as helping out my family business on the weekends. Why waste time relaxing while your young when you can make money to enjoy and relax later?!?
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Don't you?
No I have a full size travel doll in fanny pack with rip cord for quick inflate.
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No I have a full size travel doll in fanny pack with rip cord for quick inflate.
Male or female?
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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Male or female?
Goat.
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C5 do they make holster that will fix between my man boobs?
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C5 do they make holster that will fix between my man boobs?
Yes they do...it attaches to your bra.

ETA...Flashbang bra holster
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Yes they do...it attaches to your bra.
Hmm won't work except on weekends.
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Kind of got lucky with it. I looked up products on Amazon based off sales rank. Found them on Alibaba and bought them. First order was $600 worth of product, last order before I moved to phones was almost $30k.

I started getting paranoid wiring that much money to China so I stopped doing the toys and found some suppliers for Apple products.
I have always wanted to sell stuff on amazon and ebay but my concern is how do u manage to ship stuff for cheap? like i can sell toys for $4-5 that ther venders r selling with free shipping, but if i offer free shipping how can i make profit
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Students in Portland are finding sugar daddies to fund their college education...
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