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      09-29-2017, 03:19 PM   #1
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A mate of mine who emigrated to Oz with his soon to be wife and child has confided in a couple of us that he actually has twins from a one night stand when he lived in the London.

Thing is his lifestyle is heavily funded from his and her parents who as well as his fiancé are blissfully unaware that they are in some way funding his other children.

If it was me I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing full well that these things have a habit of biting people on the arse.

How the hell can they get on with life hiding this sort of stuff?

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      09-29-2017, 03:31 PM   #2
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A mate of mine who emigrated to Oz with his soon to be wife and child has confided in a couple of us that he actually has twins from a one night stand when he lived in the London.

Thing is his lifestyle is heavily funded from his and her parents who as well as his fiancé are blissfully unaware that they are in some way funding his other children.

If it was me I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing full well that these things have a habit of biting people on the arse.

How the hell can they get on with life hiding this sort of stuff?

What's the alternative?

Easier to carry on than come clean. And most folk are pretty good at kidding themselves, just look at the man maths you see on here.
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What's the alternative?

Easier to carry on than come clean. And most folk are pretty good at kidding themselves, just look at the man maths you see on here.
Well the alternative I suppose is shit but my point is I genuinely don't know how he does it as sooner or later it will go ape.

I just couldn't do it for my own piece of mind.
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A mate of mine who emigrated to Oz with his soon to be wife and child has confided in a couple of us that he actually has twins from a one night stand when he lived in the London.

Thing is his lifestyle is heavily funded from his and her parents who as well as his fiancé are blissfully unaware that they are in some way funding his other children.

If it was me I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing full well that these things have a habit of biting people on the arse.

How the hell can they get on with life hiding this sort of stuff?

sounds like good opportunity for blackmail. he could fund next car perhaps?
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sounds like good opportunity for blackmail. he could fund next car perhaps?
Fortunately I already have a blackmailee on the go already, they've just provided funds for my new Audi.
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An erect penis is a cruel mistress with no conscience, until it shoots it's load then reality hits and the birds come home to roost
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An erect penis is a cruel mistress with no conscience, until it shoots it's load then reality hits and the birds come home to roost
That's a bit deep. Excuse pun
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That's a bit deep. Excuse pun
I did think that I had outdone myself
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An erect penis is a cruel mistress with no conscience, until it shoots it's load then reality hits and the birds come home to roost
Apparently male promiscuity is a superior evolutionary strategy.
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Apparently male promiscuity is a superior evolutionary strategy.
Never been unfaithful in any relationships in my life, it really winds me up when people are unfaithful to their partners.

I also find that mine is a superior financial strategy!
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Apparently male promiscuity is a superior evolutionary strategy.
Never been unfaithful in any relationships in my life, it really winds me up when people are unfaithful to their partners.
Never said you had, just offering an explanation as to why your comment may be so true.
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Never said you had, just offering an explanation as to why your comment may be so true.
I didn't take it that you thought I had.
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A mate of mine who emigrated to Oz with his soon to be wife and child has confided in a couple of us that he actually has twins from a one night stand when he lived in the London.

Thing is his lifestyle is heavily funded from his and her parents who as well as his fiancé are blissfully unaware that they are in some way funding his other children.

If it was me I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing full well that these things have a habit of biting people on the arse.

How the hell can they get on with life hiding this sort of stuff?

Move back to London and come clean. One way or the other there?s gonna be one set of kids that?ll miss out on their dad being around. As shitty as the outcome of both women potentially leaving the guy, he?s got to think about the kids.

Marriages and girlfriends don?t work out for many reasons. But the kids shouldn?t have to pay.
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A mate of mine who emigrated to Oz with his soon to be wife and child has confided in a couple of us that he actually has twins from a one night stand when he lived in the London.

Thing is his lifestyle is heavily funded from his and her parents who as well as his fiancé are blissfully unaware that they are in some way funding his other children.

If it was me I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing full well that these things have a habit of biting people on the arse.

How the hell can they get on with life hiding this sort of stuff?

Just blackmail him for a fully paid up M5 PCP.
Simple.
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A mate of mine who emigrated to Oz with his soon to be wife and child has confided in a couple of us that he actually has twins from a one night stand when he lived in the London.

Thing is his lifestyle is heavily funded from his and her parents who as well as his fiancé are blissfully unaware that they are in some way funding his other children.

If it was me I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing full well that these things have a habit of biting people on the arse.

How the hell can they get on with life hiding this sort of stuff?

sounds like good opportunity for blackmail. he could fund next car perhaps?
Edit. Spooky hadn't seen this reply before mine above.
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Many years ago, while working in the City I got to know a broker who's entire life seemed to be a lie. I even wondered if his wife knew and just tolerated it for the comfortable lifestyle.

Several times a week he would visit hookers, probably even most nights. He would tell his wife he had been taking clients out, and sometimes he had for the first half of the evening.

He kept a bottle of vodka in the car so just before he got home, he would use it like mouthwash to make it seem like he had been out drinking.
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Guess we all live a lie to a point.

It’s just where that point is that matters.
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Guess we all live a lie to a point.

It’s just where that point is that matters.
You're right. I really drive a Vauxhall, and am just a BMW driver wannabe
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Guess we all live a lie to a point.

It’s just where that point is that matters.
I don’t live a lie at all!
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Indeed. A Viva last time I saw you
The only cool Vauxhalls ever made were the Viva and the Lotus Carlton
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Guess we all live a lie to a point.

It’s just where that point is that matters.
Not sure I understand what you mean, with me what you see is what you get.
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The only cool Vauxhalls ever made were the Viva and the Lotus Carlton
Surely you’d include the Magnum and Firenza?
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