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      04-06-2018, 11:36 AM   #1
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2 of my brothers are really bad with this, for instance if I go to my parents house and I park in a space where they usually park then they get all anxious and ask me if I can park elsewhere next time, obviously I do this on purpose.

Also if we go out for say a family curry and anybody suggests sharing naan breads and rice then they literally have a panic attack.

Everything has to be just so with them and I mean everything, when we all lived at my parents they actually had set times to use the bathroom in the morning, I always made sure I went and used the bog first.

Proper easy to wind up

Anyway the parking on the drive thing happened yesterday and when I was asked to move my car and I refused he went home

Twins by the way.
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haha the title combined with the first sentence are so misleading it's almost not funny (of course it still is ). I also have younger twin siblings, thankfully not identical, but they don't hesitate to gang up whenever they can!

they also are very picky when i'm parking as they always say the doors on my f32 are unreasonably long. thankfully they're finally old enough to be driving on their own
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Came for the porn.

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I thought this would be a Lobb post...very disappointing...
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Wait actually read the thread now.

Title would have been superior as '

Anal Twins'



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Double anal you mean?
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      04-06-2018, 02:41 PM   #7
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Very disappointing thread given the subject. Expected a couple of pictures as the bare minimum......
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2 of my brothers are really bad with this, for instance if I go to my parents house and I park in a space where they usually park then they get all anxious and ask me if I can park elsewhere next time, obviously I do this on purpose.

Also if we go out for say a family curry and anybody suggests sharing naan breads and rice then they literally have a panic attack.

Everything has to be just so with them and I mean everything, when we all lived at my parents they actually had set times to use the bathroom in the morning, I always made sure I went and used the bog first.

Proper easy to wind up

Anyway the parking on the drive thing happened yesterday and when I was asked to move my car and I refused he went home

Twins by the way.
Sounds like they are very slightly on the Autistic spectrum to me
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Sounds like they are very slightly on the Autistic spectrum to me
I would have said retarded but I think your answer is better for polite society.
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