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Tengocity · 09-24-2015, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris The Manx

http://captiongenerator.com/60995/VW-vs-BMW

Well worth a look. Sorry couldn't embed.

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teaston
Tengocity
Brigand
Nick the Greek
Irnbrukid
TheLurker
gtsussex
MarkG335

Chris, that is quite outstanding... quite possibly the single best post in history of this board!

I do hope you've posted to the R forum?.. If not, perhaps teaston can do it!

....,,,,..,,.. · 09-24-2015, 11:48 AM

Totally and utterly excellent,

Agree that must surely be the best post ever on here

Fucking hysterical

DarrenL_007 · 09-24-2015, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris The Manx

http://captiongenerator.com/60995/VW-vs-BMW

Fantastic!!!

MarkG_M5Comp · 09-24-2015, 12:58 PM

This has made my day, literally weeping with laughter...

Top drawer, well done sir!

goodbyalfa · 09-24-2015, 01:09 PM

funniest thing I've seen this week

teaston · 09-24-2015, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris The Manx

http://captiongenerator.com/60995/VW-vs-BMW

Well worth a look. Sorry couldn't embed.

Regulars.
teaston
Tengocity
Brigand
Nick the Greek
Irnbrukid
TheLurker

Absolutely brilliant and feckin hilarious!

I've posted it on the VWROC thread!

....,,,,..,,.. · 09-24-2015, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teaston

Absolutely brilliant and feckin hilarious!

I've posted it on the VWROC thread!

Got to check that out and see the comments

Ice Man · 09-24-2015, 01:38 PM

And to think this all started from an "innocent" question about 0-60 times

NISFAN · 09-24-2015, 01:54 PM

Brilliant

JustChris · 09-24-2015, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teaston

Absolutely brilliant and feckin hilarious!

I've posted it on the VWROC thread!

Sheeeeeeeeeiiiitttttttt. Maybe a Bimmerpost ban coming my way but well worth it! Hope you didn't mind the profanity in your name. It's all tongue in cheek and in character. I had a pop at myself too

JustChris · 09-24-2015, 02:22 PM

Thanks guys, I was laughing my head off with a pair of headphones on writing it out at work. Would have seriously looked non work related activity.

It was like a mini soap opera in my head. Wish I could have got more of you regulars in there too. Maybe next time if I don't get a lifetime ban.

Tengocity · 09-24-2015, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris The Manx

Thanks guys, I was laughing my head off with a pair of headphones on writing it out at work. Would have seriously looked non work related activity.

It was like a mini soap opera in my head. Wish I could have got more of you regulars in there too. Maybe next time if I don't get a lifetime ban.

How long did it take you to do? Must have been a little while?
Frustrated screenwriter perhaps?

teaston · 09-24-2015, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris The Manx

Quote:

Originally Posted by teaston

Absolutely brilliant and feckin hilarious!

I've posted it on the VWROC thread!

Sheeeeeeeeeiiiitttttttt. Maybe a Bimmerpost ban coming my way but well worth it! Hope you didn't mind the profanity in your name. It's all tongue in cheek and in character. I had a pop at myself too

Absolutely mate, i loved the mentions!

JustChris · 09-24-2015, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tengocity

How long did it take you to do? Must have been a little while?
Frustrated screenwriter perhaps?

Yes spent a bit of time on it. Was onsite at a project go-live that had gone rather well. Its so easy at that site, always wondered how people had done these and its a doddle with time.

The Lurker comment was

, had me laughing at my own joke out loud. That picture made me laugh hard when it came out a while back. Genius.

I'm not looking back at that VROC thread now though, nope no chance!

teaston · 09-24-2015, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris The Manx

Yes spent a bit of time on it. Was onsite at a project go-live that had gone rather well. Its so easy at that site, always wondered how people had done these and its a doddle with time.

The Lurker comment was

, had me laughing at my own joke out loud. That picture made me laugh hard when it came out a while back. Genius.

I'm not looking back at that VROC thread now though, nope no chance!

I think maybe that thread has run it's course and most on that forum might be avoiding it because they're bored of it now unfortunately.

Maybe i'll post it in a new thread?

teaston · 09-24-2015, 04:11 PM

Actually it's gaining momentum now. F30AM is staying very quiet though! I hope he sees the funny side of it.

Tengocity · 09-24-2015, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teaston

Actually it's gaining momentum now. F30AM is staying very quiet though! I hope he sees the funny side of it.

Maybe you can post a poll on there about who has a jewel like interior?

teaston · 09-24-2015, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tengocity

Maybe you can post a poll on there about who has a jewel like interior?

Three words he will forever regret using!

....,,,,..,,.. · 09-24-2015, 04:21 PM

To be fair, he has had a fair bit of bad luck with cars, remember the bumper mismatch, that just sucked on how he was treated..

teaston · 09-24-2015, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brigand

To be fair, he has had a fair bit of bad luck with cars, remember the bumper mismatch, that just sucked on how he was treated..

On another note, how did you get to over 1,100 rep!?

....,,,,..,,.. · 09-24-2015, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teaston

On another note, how did you get to over 1,100 rep!?

Fuck knows.

I thought you just got one vote when you pissed someone off.

Both Nick and myself are over 1000.

It can't be for being nice to people.

Edit: a 666 for you

teaston · 09-24-2015, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brigand

Fuck knows.

I thought you just got one vote when you pissed someone off.

Both Nick and myself are over 1000.

It can't be for being nice to people.

Edit: a 666 for you

Number of the beast!

09-24-2015, 11:48 AM	#46
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