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      06-06-2007, 12:34 AM   #1
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Sex With Your Car!

I'm wondering if i'm the only one that has had dirty thoughts about their car... If you feel the same about your own car, say so here, show your true love!!
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      06-06-2007, 12:35 AM   #2
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      06-06-2007, 12:36 AM   #3
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      06-06-2007, 12:37 AM   #4
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...what in the world? And to answer your question, no.
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      06-06-2007, 12:38 AM   #5
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sex in your car maybe?
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      06-06-2007, 12:39 AM   #6
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You need to get laid dude...seriously....
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      06-06-2007, 12:39 AM   #7
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      06-06-2007, 12:40 AM   #9
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uh yeah.

Do I think my car is sexy? hell yeah.

Do I have dirty thoughts about my car? hell no.

This is just bizarre
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      06-06-2007, 12:41 AM   #10
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I hump it daily.
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      06-06-2007, 12:41 AM   #11
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I don't want to see a freak sticking his weiner in the exhaust pipe (or the keyhole depending on size)
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      06-06-2007, 12:42 AM   #12
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it's different for girls

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LOL i dont know why BMWE90 want pics anyways...
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      06-06-2007, 12:43 AM   #14
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I hump it daily.
Humping the clutch pedal with your left foot doesnt count.
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      06-06-2007, 12:43 AM   #15
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haha... those are not the type of pics you want to see
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      06-06-2007, 12:44 AM   #16
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what about humping the clutch with my nutsack, does that count?



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      06-06-2007, 12:45 AM   #17
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never in my life have i been this speechless and in shock.
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      06-06-2007, 12:46 AM   #18
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what about humping the clutch with my nutsack, does that count?


Ok, that counts as sex. Hopefully it will last long enough to your next destination.
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      06-06-2007, 12:47 AM   #19
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never in my life have i been this speechless and in shock.
Yeah, I think this thread had to be a new low for the board. haha
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alright im glad i have an automatic and not a manual for those that like to drive stick.
But seriously..wtf -
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      06-06-2007, 12:49 AM   #21
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