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      06-06-2007, 12:51 AM   #23
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HAHHAHAHA LOL @ that pic.
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      06-06-2007, 12:51 AM   #24
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okay okay I must admit: I do stroke the exhuast until they're spotless whenever I wash it. Does that count??
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      06-06-2007, 12:52 AM   #25
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hey princesmooth your not so wierd

http://jalopnik.com/cars/weird-news/...ars-243094.php

oh wait yes u are

for those lazy non clicking fools


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      06-06-2007, 12:53 AM   #26
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i can only hear in my head dave chappel saying WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

are you having a good day, man??? get some sleep or stop drinking or stop smoking
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      06-06-2007, 12:54 AM   #27
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okay okay I must admit: I do stroke the exhuast until they're spotless whenever I wash it. Does that count??
That all depends on facial expressions.
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      06-06-2007, 12:59 AM   #28
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uhh....WTF haha, no dude. That pick is funny as hell though HAHA
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      06-06-2007, 12:59 AM   #29
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for those lazy non clicking fools
dude, once was enough
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      06-06-2007, 01:01 AM   #30
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We need to help the OP asap!
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      06-06-2007, 01:07 AM   #31
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what about humping the clutch with my nutsack, does that count?


LOL Sounds painful.
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      06-06-2007, 01:08 AM   #32
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dude, once was enough
Okay but don't slap me...we're neighbors
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      06-06-2007, 01:15 AM   #33
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I'm wondering if i'm the only one that has had dirty thoughts about their car... If you feel the same about your own car, say so here, show your true love!!
can't relate, but have fun!

and i definitely draw the line at civil unions. autosexual relationships are not family-friendly.
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      06-06-2007, 01:35 AM   #34
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I hump it daily.
i speak for every1 when i say this: those are some pictures we would all love to see!
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      06-06-2007, 07:52 AM   #35
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i speak for every1 when i say this: those are some pictures we would all love to see!
+1 lol

But anyways, Sex in the ride is better (Actually the E92 isnt very good for that, dont try it)
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      06-06-2007, 08:07 AM   #36
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this face says it all
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      06-06-2007, 08:36 AM   #38
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my car is like my second.. scratch that.. first (in importance) girl
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      06-06-2007, 08:59 AM   #40
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this thread is beyond words
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are you just trying to get a reaction or do you have deeply rooted issues?
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      06-06-2007, 10:27 AM   #42
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I'm wondering if I'm the only one that has had dirty thoughts about their car... If you feel the same about your own car, say so here, show your true love!!
They just don't get it do they? Where is the passion. Where is the love?

Every time my Z gets washed and waxed. That personal time with the car. That act of rubbing and caressing the panels as you go through your routine.
The rubbing of the leather and all the special attention you give. You may not call it sex with you car, however you could at least call it foreplay.

IMHO, if you think of it like the above, it seams to be less of a chore.
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      06-06-2007, 10:48 AM   #43
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      06-06-2007, 11:06 AM   #44
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damn.........these posts are getting worse every day Obvious sign we need the introduction of the M3 to give us things to talk about again.......
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