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      10-18-2017, 11:02 AM   #50865
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Mines not new, it's just gone under some operations. I prefer the term, enhanced.
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
- Donald J. Trump.
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Are you a Lups 2.0?
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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      10-18-2017, 11:48 AM   #50868
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-18-2017, 11:51 AM   #50869
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
- Donald J. Trump.
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      10-18-2017, 12:24 PM   #50870
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      10-18-2017, 12:32 PM   #50871
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Hello Lups!
Is... Is it you, my bubs? My favorite flubs?
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      10-18-2017, 12:37 PM   #50872
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I was going to text him today, so here's hoping my babe is back.

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      10-18-2017, 01:02 PM   #50875
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Mines not new, it's just gone under some operations. I prefer the term, enhanced.
Kind of like the back of the car in your avatar?

How fitting.

BTW, since you are completely new to the forum and couldn't possibly know anybody, if you were looking to get the rest of your car "enhanced", I've heard that pool boy wages are pretty good around here.
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Yes!!! I'm hiring, my last poolboy doesn't love me anymore!
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      10-18-2017, 01:15 PM   #50877
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What's everyone up to?
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Yes!!! I'm hiring, my last poolboy doesn't love me anymore!
But you know why that is right, Mr. Weinstein?
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Oh hell yeah, a female for you! Go drool guys!
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      10-18-2017, 01:28 PM   #50880
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But you know why that is right, Mr. Weinstein?
If this had been posted by anyone besides you...

I find it hilarious how people think liberals approve Harvey. Fuck his kind. I volunteer for the duty since even before this came out i shared my story here. As much as i think the women are at fault too by not reporting, the attitudes around this are so still so bad.
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What's everyone up to?
Desperately trying to stay awake. You?
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Oh hell yeah, a female for you! Go drool guys!
I'm really conflicted by this suggestion. Perhaps the expert otherwise known as JohnnyCanuck could weigh in...is it still sexual harassment if the suggestion comes from a woman?





LOL Lups - I needed to pay you back for the foamy tips.
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It is acceptable because I'm almost as lovable as Bups isn't it?
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Getting ready for drill this weekend going to Camp Edward's in Massachusetts yah army
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      10-18-2017, 01:41 PM   #50885
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Is... Is it you, my bubs? My favorite flubs?
I'm just a new guy, no idea what a flub is!

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Kind of like the back of the car in your avatar?

How fitting.

BTW, since you are completely new to the forum and couldn't possibly know anybody, if you were looking to get the rest of your car "enhanced", I've heard that pool boy wages are pretty good around here.
What car? The Camry? She's a beaut! 38MPG's and a trunk big enough for 2 dead hookers and a 24 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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