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      04-04-2016, 09:20 AM   #243
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I hate you so much right now.
LOL, no details were good enough to be worth sharing. We are back on a 6 week hiatus from physical contact as of today, and I've modified her plan and macro distribution, so we will see how effective it is. I have high hopes, though.
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LOL, no details were good enough to be worth sharing. We are back on a 6 week hiatus from physical contact as of today, and I've modified her plan and macro distribution, so we will see how effective it is. I have high hopes, though.
6 weeks? Damn bro. That's extreme. I'll be sure to share my favorite pornhub videos with you for the next 6 weeks.
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      04-04-2016, 09:35 AM   #246
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6 weeks? Damn bro. That's extreme. I'll be sure to share my favorite pornhub videos with you for the next 6 weeks.
Bro, I've still got my bookmarks in the "Misc." Safari folder. Bro.


Besides, I'm hoping for the best and that the wait is worth it. Would make for a nice birthday present.
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Bro, I've still got my bookmarks in the "Misc." Safari folder. Bro.


Besides, I'm hoping for the best and that the wait is worth it. Would make for a nice birthday present.


My birthday is on Sunday. Got me beat again. Damn it. Haha
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Bro, I've still got my bookmarks in the "Misc." Safari folder. Bro.


Besides, I'm hoping for the best and that the wait is worth it. Would make for a nice birthday present.
Did I miss something? 6 weeks? WTF? If this is getting in shape, I'd rather be a little out of shape and get laid man. What is the point if you can't use your muscles to get you a little. Dude... you are fucking Carlton!

I'ma send you some Vanilla Ice music and maybe a little Back Street Boys....
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      04-04-2016, 09:42 AM   #249
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Did I miss something? 6 weeks? WTF? If this is getting in shape, I'd rather be a little out of shape and get laid man. What is the point if you can't use your muscles to get you a little. Dude... you are fucking Carlton!

I'ma send you some Vanilla Ice music and maybe a little Back Street Boys....
LMFAO!!!!


OMG I can't breathe. SMH.


But it's for her sake, not mine. FTR, lmao!
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LMFAO!!!!


OMG I can't breathe. SMH.


But it's for her sake, not mine. FTR, lmao!
Just listen to this while I wait for KTEL to deliver your other stuff, Mr. Fresh Prince of DMV... *facepalm*

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Just listen to this while I wait for KTEL to deliver your other stuff, Mr. Fresh Prince of DMV... *facepalm*

Please, can the friendly Jamaican interpret what they're saying?
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LOL, no details were good enough to be worth sharing. We are back on a 6 week hiatus from physical contact as of today, and I've modified her plan and macro distribution, so we will see how effective it is. I have high hopes, though.
6 Weeks?!!?!!!

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LOL, no details were good enough to be worth sharing. We are back on a 6 week hiatus from physical contact as of today, and I've modified her plan and macro distribution, so we will see how effective it is. I have high hopes, though.
Why, is herpes flaring up?
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LOL, no details were good enough to be worth sharing. We are back on a 6 week hiatus from physical contact as of today, and I've modified her plan and macro distribution, so we will see how effective it is. I have high hopes, though.
Why, is herpes flaring up?
Yes.
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What mod do i need to flirt with to get Nkc's ass banned?
Would be easier if you didn't have Ss's dick in your mouth all the time. I still don't get why you keep getting banned. V1.47, then V2.0 (of whom I actually liked), and now this silly ass name.
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Would be easier if you didn't have Ss's dick in your mouth all the time. I still don't get why you keep getting banned. V1.47, then V2.0 (of whom I actually liked), and now this silly ass name.
As a long time lurker, i noticed you're the only member here who is always talking about that guy's dick. It's like you're obsessed with him. Is it his imaginary I8?
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We're gay for each other, what's your point?
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Would be easier if you didn't have Ss's dick in your mouth all the time. I still don't get why you keep getting banned. V1.47, then V2.0 (of whom I actually liked), and now this silly ass name.
As a long time lurker, i noticed you're the only member here who is always talking about that guy's dick. It's like you're obsessed with him. Is it his imaginary I8?
It's his imaginary i8 inches. I8 inches are like 1/2 the size of real inches.

I kid, I kid. I8 drivers are cool. The pun was just. Right. There.
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It's his imaginary i8 inches. I8 inches are like 1/2 the size of real inches.

I kid, I kid. I8 drivers are cool. The pun was just. Right. There.
BOOM PHRASING.
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