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      03-20-2018, 02:56 PM   #1
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My d**k is so big that...

I am bored and watched a few comedy clips on YouTube.

...I use it as a selfie stick.

...that I need to use drop box to send a d**k pic.
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It makes a great draft excluder!
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That I can pogo without a stick
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..it was Vin Diesel's stunt double in XXX
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My dick is only 3 inches.......

........from the ground!
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Let’s not forget the :

My dick is so big it even made your mum cry.
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You talking about your desk again?
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That's one big arse
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My dick's so big - it has its own postcode!
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