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      03-18-2016, 11:19 AM   #89
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I don't know if you mean that figuratively or literally...


bcuz figuratively there is far more shit talking than actual doing... the internet has taken this to another level... so have forums like this one
I meant it literally after watching the video.

People seriously get knocked out of their shoes when they get hit by cars. It's crazy.
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      03-21-2016, 05:19 AM   #90
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hooooly MOSES! he just ran him over! the man did deserve it! This reminds me of the scene from Pulp Fiction.. :P
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      03-21-2016, 05:26 AM   #91
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People seriously get knocked out of their shoes when they get hit by cars. It's crazy.
This made me laugh SO HARD because it's so true!


Like WTF have some dignity and tie your shoes tighter smfh.
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Did the guy had to replace the shocks? Fatty DB asshole!!!!

Def of instant karma.

People get killed in Brazil for this.

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      08-26-2016, 01:15 AM   #94
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Personally, I would've reversed and ran this douche again and again. Don't fuck with my car !! LoL/ not really LoL... but really.
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      08-26-2016, 02:55 AM   #95
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Some things are only possible into eastern Europe...and thats one more
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Its Brazil Bro!
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Its Brazil Bro!
Nice... you and your "geography" can just leave us all alone.

*quietly thanks God that the offender was not American*
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      08-29-2016, 11:02 AM   #98
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*quietly thanks God that the offender was not American*
I'd heard that! Be sure that if Trump is becoming your next prez that I'll be glad that I am not an american
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Omg that's crazy
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      08-30-2016, 02:42 AM   #100
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I'd heard that! Be sure that if Trump is becoming your next prez that I'll be glad that I am not an american
As an American we are doomed with either one. I'm leaning towards Trump being the lesser evil.
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Sometimes we all have our times when we're arguing with the whole world and would set it on fire. Then Im getting into my cage and told the rest around me not to make me come out there until its gone.
In Trumps case he had to be thrown preventive into that cage, drop the key and quick forget where they'd had been to save the world from his universal rage.
Hillary should have given audiences when visitors donated them in advance? So what? In the US at least the candidate wins with the most money into the bank. This is sick enough.
So reduced to speak your choose would be between a money audiencer and a pony wig
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Sometimes we all have our times when we're arguing with the whole world and would set it on fire. Then Im getting into my cage and told the rest around me not to make me come out there until its gone.
In Trumps case he had to be thrown preventive into that cage, drop the key and quick forget where they'd had been to save the world from his universal rage.
Hillary should have given audiences when visitors donated them in advance? So what? In the US at least the candidate wins with the most money into the bank. This is sick enough.
So reduced to speak your choose would be between a money audiencer and a pony wig
You know, I followed the first sentence. But for the rest...why don't you just post in your native language and I'll drop it in google translate. I feel like I might understand it better.
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Sometimes we all have our times when we're arguing with the whole world and would set it on fire. Then Im getting into my cage and told the rest around me not to make me come out there until its gone.
In Trumps case he had to be thrown preventive into that cage, drop the key and quick forget where they'd had been to save the world from his universal rage.
Hillary should have given audiences when visitors donated them in advance? So what? In the US at least the candidate wins with the most money into the bank. This is sick enough.
So reduced to speak your choose would be between a money audiencer and a pony wig
Be careful about judging us.....the Germans have voted for worse.......
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If you are thinking of our Mrs. Merkel, you're right. Older votes 60 years ago dont count.
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How about the votes for Kohl. Do those count?
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How about the votes for Kohl. Do those count?
Helmut? They also had a "Willie".
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      08-30-2016, 01:44 PM   #108
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Kohl is a valid count. Whats to say against him?
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Kohl is a valid count. Whats to say against him?
He spawned an entire genre of jokes...

http://www.witze-zum-wegschmeissen.d...ze/index/485/1
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But thats nothing against Edmund Stoiber, even the real Bavarians have their issues with native German and use sometimes subtitles into TV that the rest of the German country are understanding their "Granteln"...
Im affraid this would push the most of ya over budget, a translating with google would surely ruin the slang and the meaning.

[u2b]https://youtu.be/uF6u0S61soI[/u2b]
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