[Darth Helmut]

Oh look, here comes Jaghaves family. Call the fucking cavalry....

[Blacktemplar]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ****** balls.

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "feeling" written down the side of your arguement...


And the fact that I've got facts

On mine side...

Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Bullet Tooth Tony? Is that you? Have you got Desert Eagle 0.50 tattooed on your dick?

[Jaghave]

Originally Posted by Blacktemplar

Bullet Tooth Tony? Is that you? Have you got Desert Eagle 0.50 tattooed on your dick?

how did you know

you should see the bang it gives off

[Darth Helmut]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

how did you know

you should see the bang it gives off

Hopefully you'll have an ND in your face.

[Jaghave]

Originally Posted by Symbol-formerly Mr Helmut

Hopefully you'll have an ND in your face.

Is your main account still ban?

[Darth Helmut]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

Is your main account still ban?

No idea what you're on about, Cleetus.

[Jaghave]

Originally Posted by Symbol-formerly Mr Helmut

No idea what you're on about, Cleetus.

Here you go
http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1341353

[Blacktemplar]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

how did you know

you should see the bang it gives off

Actually, I think the tattoo must read: "Desert Ea" - there wasn't enough room for the rest

[Tengocity]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ****** balls.

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "feeling" written down the side of your arguement...


And the fact that I've got facts

On mine side...

Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

I think that's the most garbage I've ever read. No wonder you lot need so much therapy.

[Jaghave]

Originally Posted by Blacktemplar

Actually, I think the tattoo must read: "Desert Ea" - there wasn't enough room for the rest

Depends on the size of the print i wanted 72 but had to settle with 69

[Jaghave]

Originally Posted by Tengocity

I think that's the most garbage I've ever read. No wonder you lot need so much therapy.

When did your humor drown? Before or after the toilet incident?

[Darth Helmut]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

Depends on the size of the print i wanted 72 but had to settle with 69

69? Is that so you can take your boyfriends schlong in your gob at the same time, Cleetus?

[Jaghave]

Originally Posted by Symbol-formerly Mr Helmut

69? Is that so you can take your boyfriends schlong in your gob at the same time, Cleetus?

You should know since your my mate. Just avoid the choking hazard down there.

[Darth Helmut]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

You should know since your my mate. Just avoid the choking hazard down there.

You're not my type. I tend to go for humans, Cleetus.

[Jaghave]

Originally Posted by Symbol-formerly Mr Helmut

You're not my type. I tend to go for humans, Cleetus.

Im more human than human that why your all over me darling. Sort of like britian since ww2 with the mericans

[Darth Helmut]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

Im more human than human that why your all over me darling. Sort of like britian since ww2 with the mericans

Tell me Cleetus, I'm curious. Do you smoke or inject?

[Blacktemplar]

Originally Posted by Symbol-formerly Mr Helmut

You're not my type. I tend to go for humans, Cleetus.

Now now children, play nice. We don't want any more international "incidents"

Jaghave has made a low, unsafe pass and you've painted him with the appropriate radar so let's just leave it at that. Besides, you've already got a nice orange boiler suit....

[Blacktemplar]

Originally Posted by Tengocity

I think that's the most garbage I've ever read. No wonder you lot need so much therapy.

It's a quote from Snatch....

Dear god (facepalms), I'm defending the Septics... the shame. Off to find my tanto and commit seppuku....

[Jaghave]

Originally Posted by Lobb

Someday we should try to organize all the uk off topic and politcal forum user in some pub in uk or bar is usa will be an epic laugh or brawl.

[allachie9]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

Im more human than human that why your all over me darling. Sort of like britian since ww2 with the mericans

Is it actually possible to create a single line of type with more grammatical, punctuation and spelling errors than that quoted above ?

Is Mr Trump hoping to bring about an improvement in the standard of education over there ?

[Jaghave]

Originally Posted by allachie9

Is it actually possible to create a single line of type with more grammatical, punctuation and spelling errors than that quoted above ?

Is Mr Trump hoping to bring about an improvement in the standard of education over there ?

hopefully

[rosstin]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

Someday we should try to organize all the uk off topic and politcal forum user in some pub in uk or bar is usa will be an epic laugh or brawl.

We can drink European beer followed by Mexican tequila and wonder how the fuck it all went so wrong