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      06-06-2017, 05:06 PM   #45
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I can assure you it does. Multiple times. Per day. And it loves it.

I refuse to believe an entire nation can be wrong. Unless that nation is Finland. Then ok.
This is war man. War.

Until you post baby pics, we are done and you are seen until then as one of those fucking weird canadians


Baby pics will save you!
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This is war man. War.

Until you post baby pics, we are done and you are seen until then as one of those fucking weird canadians


Baby pics will save you!
Blame Canada.
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Blame Canada.
I won't. I'll Photoshop Justin in to a shirt and Canada will be no more a world power.
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few minutes, to stop grab bagel or croasant or something. Or have banana or some bar.. Weekend is different, might take 20 min
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Who are you? Who are you?

Go away.

You sick fuck.

(this was poetic in my mind. Text me babe, but don't talk about milk this way or I will take you down.)
Who am I? WHO AM I! I am the one and only. The chosen one if you will.

That was poetic, and it made me blush from start to Finnish.
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Who am I? WHO AM I! I am the one and only. The chosen one if you will.

That was poetic, and it made me blush from start to Finnish.
My fil asked that we'd go to their cabin to put on a roof on a building. This is hard work to avoid leaving. It is hot as hell (65f) and I don't want to!!!

A lovely poem. You're so
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My fil asked that we'd go to their cabin to put on a roof on a building. This is hard work to avoid leaving. It is hot as hell (65f) and I don't want to!!!

A lovely poem. You're so
That sounds awesome! I'd love to do some manual fucking work, do you need an extra set of hands?

65F..., surprised you haven't died of heat stroke. Drink plenty of fluids, dehydration is a real thing you know.
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That sounds awesome! I'd love to do some manual fucking work, do you need an extra set of hands?

65F..., surprised you haven't died of heat stroke. Drink plenty of fluids, dehydration is a real thing you know.
Since she already believes milk shouldn't be in a glorious bag, a little hand-holding isn't unreasonable given the circumstances, therefore, I suggest you be more specific.

Not all fluids are helpful in staving off dehydration.

Coffee, for example. Not helpful. Quite the opposite, acts as a diuretic. And since war has already been declared, I'll take the bullet - Lups...no coffee. K?
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he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country.
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Since she already believes milk shouldn't be in a glorious bag, a little hand-holding isn't unreasonable given the circumstances, therefore, I suggest you be more specific.

Not all fluids are helpful in staving off dehydration.

Coffee, for example. Not helpful. Quite the opposite, acts as a diuretic. And since war has already been declared, I'll take the bullet - Lups...no coffee. K?
Her disdain for bagged milk may be overcome when I purchase her a Camel Pack, that way, the bagged milk will be out of sight, YET, milk is still accessible during a journey.


Coffee on the battlegrounds? Terrible idea. In fact, worst idea ever, how do I know, because I have the best ideas, and everyone will tell you that I have the best ideas.
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Her disdain for bagged milk may be overcome when I purchase her a Camel Pack, that way, the bagged milk will be out of sight, YET, milk is still accessible during a journey.


Coffee on the battlegrounds? Terrible idea. In fact, worst idea ever, how do I know, because I have the best ideas, and everyone will tell you that I have the best ideas.
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Look at all the wonderful milk Lups - just chillin with its homies.

Canada truly is a wonderful place - wouldn't you agree?
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Look at all the wonderful milk Lups - just chillin with its homies.

Canada truly is a wonderful place - wouldn't you agree?
I hope a moose pees on you
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When I die, I want to be buried under bags of milk. With pictures of your face on them.
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Okay people this is not funny! Stop abusing milk you sick fuckers!

Billie, I will come to your funeral and I will tell your momma your handle here if you don't stop!
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Okay people this is not funny! Stop abusing milk you sick fuckers!

Billie, I will come to your funeral and I will tell your momma your handle here if you don't stop!
Would you prefer if we sucked it direct from the teet instead? Milk in bags brings us back to our primal state, I fail to see the issue here.


You will do no such thing! I'll just tell her you are not to be trusted as you've fired and re-hired me about 50 times over the duration of 2 years.
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Do you know what I like best about Lups and her apparent aversion to milk in bags?

Based on her OWN words (in my sig for posterity purposes), she herself said that "he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country."

Now, if milk in bags is a product of this wonderful country I live in, then by her own admission, she ought to worship it.

Yet she doesn't.

Which trumps the other now I wonder, given the above reminder. Does she remain true to her word and adjust her feelings towards milk accordingly, or does she let her emotions rule her actions. Ahh the internal conflict rages on. Exquisite.

And I still maintain this quote is by far the wisest thing you've said on BP OT.
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Do you know what I like best about Lups and her apparent aversion to milk in bags?

Based on her OWN words (in my sig for posterity purposes), she herself said that "he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country."

Now, if milk in bags is a product of this wonderful country I live in, then by her own admission, she ought to worship it.

Yet she doesn't.

Which trumps the other now I wonder, given the above reminder. Does she remain true to her word and adjust her feelings towards milk accordingly, or does she let her emotions rule her actions. Ahh the internal conflict rages on. Exquisite.

And I still maintain this quote is by far the wisest thing you've said on BP OT.
Every nation has bad apples, I understand every country has some bad apples, apples, apple pie, with milk that is stored correctly to a beautiful carton. Nothing sick, just pure paperish material and beautiful non fat milk.

Milk...

Mmmm...

Wonderful.

You're breaking my heart with all this milk bagging and you do not want to piss me off! I have tons of influence here (well, my district has like ten mp's, and I'm sure I can figure out where one of them live, then I will terrorise them for weeks until they submit to my will and Finland will go to war with you and then I'm not sure what will happen, but I'm sure it will be really, really serious and bad!). Just warning ya all! Get to the correct milk transportation method and pretty fucking fast or ELSE!

I have been sure for a while Canada will be the next leader of the free world alliance, but this can not happen if you torture innocent milk!

And you sick fucker have edited my beautiful words in your signature! That's fraud! Nobody believes you! And I will go find one of those mp's right now!
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