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      07-21-2017, 10:36 AM   #67
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Seeing as women were always painted in the Bible as either very weak or as greater villains than many of the actual villains, I'm pretty sure God was male. No way they'd cast a female lead back then...
how different the holy books would be if they had been written by women
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You can find it in a black hole .
Black chicks are the owners ...
Dude, you are just one fuck of a person...
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I like to think of God as a Minotaur wearing a tuxedo t-shirt and MC Hammer pants.
He has a Troop Suit, as well.

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This sounds like the spaghetti bible my friend !
My first laguage is Flemish and the hooker was Maria Magdalena the GF from Jesus .

Magdalena had 7 badass demons in her a$$ ,that's why she was hot as hell of course Jesus cured her with his *****
From the Flemish bible => http://eindeloosgelukkig.nl/index.ph...aria-magdalena

You can read as well...Jesus was always surrounded by chicks because he was a kinda David Copperfield.
On Youtube they say they smoked weed all day long (it's in the bible too) and probably that explains the whole situation .
Oh ok. I thought you were just mis-spelling Mary Magdalene. 7 demons in her ass? I think I saw that on pornhub the other day...
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Dude, you are just one fuck of a person...
No this whole thread is a actually a big joke , and 100% of the words you can read too .
If I hurt someone's feelings , I'm sorry ..
Remember this is OT (Off-Topic) and the title alone of this thread sounds actually ridiculous .
I really wonder how persons can take this 5H1T serious ?
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Lol, that's the one thing i have never understood, i get why it has to hurt like hell and from personal experience I think every man deserves a medal for bravery if they don't get killed with our hormones, but why is the pain a punishment? Everyone i know who's gone through the thing thinks of pain in general in a completely different way afterwards. Hell, some of us even tolerate men afterwards better than we did earlier on.

So eve stole an apple, why pain? Why not have the knowledge they received as the big punishment? I tell you, i could totally write a better religious book than those before our time did! It would be a combination of fifty shades and Kamasutra and discovery channel. It would have pictures!

(I'm at the vet since my dog is a stupid idiot. That's my excuse for being disrespectful towards religions today!)
In a way that's actually in the Bible as well:

Jesus taught: A woman, when she is in labor, has sorrow because her hour has come; but as soon as she has given birth to the child, she no longer remembers the anguish, for joy that a human being has been born into the world.
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Oh ok. I thought you were just mis-spelling Mary Magdalene. 7 demons in her ass? I think I saw that on pornhub the other day...
Maria Magdalena is Flemish my friend , and *I* mis-spelled it on here because Bimmerpost is actually English (I'm sorry)
7 demons means a gangbang in the Bible (the hidden secrets)
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not only was Jesus a carpenter, his foster father was as well.

So how come he never had a crib?

Shocking really.
Now that's some funny shit
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I guess we found a moderator then.

Meh, i was horrible. It's too hot here (75f/ 20c) and it makes me a complete bitch. I'm sorry i was horrible then, and today too.
75 is too hot? You're gonna hate hell.
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75 is too hot? You're gonna hate hell.
Anna goes to heaven my friend , she's a Finnish blonde angel with green eyes
She deserves it !
I on the other hand I believe in nothing , that's why nothing is there for me..
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75 is too hot? You're gonna hate hell.
Yeah, I'm cool with sauna, but warm and sunny weather is a punishment nobody deserves. We've had a great, rainy summer here but of course this weekend is going to be horrible, since i was planning on taking the kids fishing.
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Seeing as women were always painted in the Bible as either very weak or as greater villains than many of the actual villains, I'm pretty sure God was male. No way they'd cast a female lead back then...
I don't think that's true - there were many women that were great figures in the Bible. That women were even mentioned in the books written at the time show respect for women.
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I don't think that's true - there were many women that were great figures in the Bible. That women were even mentioned in the books written at the time show respect for women.
Very long list of women in the Bible

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...n_in_the_Bible
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All of you bullshetters talking about God does not exist, one day you will meet your maker, and lets see you tell HIM then that he doesnt exist.

Now to the question. God does not have sexual organs in the way humans do, God is SPIRIT. that being said, God is masculine............
God based on scripture revealed himself as a HE.
God has a SON, who being manifested in the flesh was Jesus Christ, MALE.......
Masculinity is an attitude, a disposition and a way of being, and everything we know about God and his revelation of himself as FATHER lets us know clearly that God is masculine.

Now the denial of the existence of God is something else altogether, and these fools who talk all the time cannot prove that God doesn't exist, so shut up and learn.,
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I don't think that's true - there were many women that were great figures in the Bible. That women were even mentioned in the books written at the time show respect for women.
Sure there were, but many were painted as the antagonist. Spoken of as weak or as whores and tempters of men. Granted compared to the Republican views on women now it doesn't seem so shocking...
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All of you bullshetters talking about God does not exist, one day you will meet your maker, and lets see you tell HIM then that he doesnt exist.

Now to the question. God does not have sexual organs in the way humans do, God is SPIRIT. that being said, god is masculine............
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Very long list of women in the Bible

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...n_in_the_Bible
I don't disagree. Doesn't change the fact that many were painted as antagonists including the very first woman.
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Yeah, I'm cool with sauna, but warm and sunny weather is a punishment nobody deserves. We've had a great, rainy summer here but of course this weekend is going to be horrible, since i was planning on taking the kids fishing.
I can't fish from May through September. Temperature rarely dips below 90 during that time. I'd kill for your 75.
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I can't fish from May through September. Temperature rarely dips below 90 during that time. I'd kill for your 75.
I honestly hate summers, and now that our idiot dog has a rash that's making her nuts , we have been stuck in the city too much. Our plan was to go fishing this weekend and to enjoy the rain while camping. Epic summer fun, but the sun and the heat makes the motor (me, I'm the one rowing) slow and lazy. A lazy mom means less fish and more conversations about important topics such as how fast a boat with an M3 motor would move, and how to rob a bank or how a dinosaur could catch a mouse.

You can smell the enthusiasm.

I probably should teach them old Finnish gods on this trip just to make sure my boys will never go near a female.
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I can't fish from May through September. Temperature rarely dips below 90 during that time. I'd kill for your 75.
Been over 100 here for the last few days and is supposed to continue for the next week.
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Been over 100 here for the last few days and is supposed to continue for the next week.
A hundred c belongs to a sauna, near an ice cold lake, a hundred f is torture.
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