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      07-15-2015, 09:47 PM   #375
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So is it true you can get a girl pregnant while in the trunk of a f80?
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So is it true you can get a girl pregnant while in the trunk of a f80?
An M5 driver a year ago told us his boot is big enough to have sex in. After that, we have done our best to answer this question for our generation. A year later we have concluded it isn't us, it's the cars. No sex happens if your ride is an M.

So no, you can't get a girl pregnant in a boot of one.
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How long does PPD last? Is it considered normal to last longer than 1 year?
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How long does PPD last? Is it considered normal to last longer than 1 year?
Post pregnancy depression? I know people who have never snapped out of it.
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Post pregnancy depression? I know people who have never snapped out of it.
Postpartum Depression. Yes. I had it bad after she was born. It's to the point now where I woke up at 3am this morning and my daughter was in my bed with me sleeping. I'm assuming it's causing me to sleep walk since she sleeps in her own bed now for the past month.

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So is it true you can get a girl pregnant while in the trunk of a f80?
Well if she's in the trunk and you are driving - would be difficult, but not IMPOSSIBLE....
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May have been asked already but I'm not sifting through 18 pages of posts to see. Do some women flirt with you when you have your face between their legs? Gestures, moans, winks, flick of the tongue, or maybe just say "why don't you give it a kiss!", "My, what long fingers you have!" etc...etc?
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By definition....any symptoms that begin within 1 year of delivery are considered post-partum.

That being said, most patients with PPD present within the first few months and usually last 6 months to a year. Most patients that have symptoms beyond one year usually have some previous underlying depression that may not have been recognized and/or treated.

If a person has any psychotic features...thoughts of hurting themselves or others, hallucinations (usually verbal) or severe delusions....this is a true emergency and requires IMMEDIATE care and treatment.

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So no, you can't get a girl pregnant in a boot of one.
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By definition....any symptoms that begin within 1 year of delivery are considered post-partum.

That being said, most patients with PPD present within the first few months and usually last 6 months to a year. Most patients that have symptoms beyond one year usually have some previous underlying depression that may not have been recognized and/or treated.

If a person has any psychotic features...thoughts of hurting themselves or others, hallucinations (usually verbal) or severe delusions....this is a true emergency and requires IMMEDIATE care and treatment.

Thanks for the quick reply.




I love my daughter and I co slept with her for 11 months but the last month I have transitioned her to her own crib in her own room. I dont even remember having a dream last night but I remember waking up in the middle of the night and rolling over and there she was. Sound asleep right next to me in my bed. She's 1 so there's no way she could have got out of her crib and into my bed. She cant even walk. The only explanation is that I picked her up and brought her to my room, subconsciously.


It's kinda scary if you think about it. It's freaked me out all day wondering why I did that.
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Just a general medicine question.

Is it true that if you don't use it....you lose it?
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I love my daughter and I co slept with her for 11 months but the last month I have transitioned her to her own crib in her own room. I dont even remember having a dream last night but I remember waking up in the middle of the night and rolling over and there she was. Sound asleep right next to me in my bed. She's 1 so there's no way she could have got out of her crib and into my bed. She cant even walk. The only explanation is that I picked her up and brought her to my room, subconsciously.


It's kinda scary if you think about it. It's freaked me out all day wondering why I did that.
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I love my daughter and I co slept with her for 11 months but the last month I have transitioned her to her own crib in her own room. I dont even remember having a dream last night but I remember waking up in the middle of the night and rolling over and there she was. Sound asleep right next to me in my bed. She's 1 so there's no way she could have got out of her crib and into my bed. She cant even walk. The only explanation is that I picked her up and brought her to my room, subconsciously.


It's kinda scary if you think about it. It's freaked me out all day wondering WHO did that.
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You know, my daughter and I will be playing in her room and she'll just stare and smile at the ceiling. THAT scares me.

All jokes aside, I've caught myself sleep talking before, so I'm sure I sleep walked last night. But I didnt think adults did this.
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You know, my daughter and I will be playing in her room and she'll just stare and smile at the ceiling. THAT scares me.
She's not smiling at the ceiling.....
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She's not smiling at the ceiling.....
My Grandma passed away in 2012. I was very close to her. Closer to her than my own Mom.

She loved tea pots and collected them.

When she died, her body was cremated. Her ashes were divided up and put into her various tea pots she had and given to her daughters and her grand daughters.

The tea pot I have with my Grandma's ashes is on my daughter's dresser in her room.....
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My Grandma passed away in 2012. I was very close to her. Closer to her than my own Mom.

She loved tea pots and collected them.

When she died, her body was cremated. Her ashes were divided up and put into her various tea pots she had and given to her daughters and her grand daughters.

The tea pot I have with my Grandma's ashes is on my daughter's dresser in her room.....
There ya go, nothing to be scared about when your daughter is smiling at the celling.
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