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      03-22-2016, 03:17 PM   #1255
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FTFY. Still makes great sense in context and there is actually a possibility that it could be true. Two things that cannot be said about the way you had written it.
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Since were on the subject of assholes; can someone explain to me what's the difference between a bleached asshole and a regularly cleaned asshole (supposed with Tide or something)?

Color. That is all. It either blends, or it has a nice natural hue to it. Whatever meets your fancy.
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Since were on the subject of assholes; can someone explain to me what's the difference between a bleached asshole and a regularly cleaned asshole (supposed with Tide or something)?

Color. That is all. It either blends, or it has a nice natural hue to it. Whatever meets your fancy.
Wow. That seems like a stupid amount of work for something few will see...

Thought it was for sanitary purposes; like to get all the contamination out before one does blow out of a asshole...
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Since were on the subject of assholes; can someone explain to me what's the difference between a bleached asshole and a regularly cleaned asshole (supposed with Tide or something)?

Color. That is all. It either blends, or it has a nice natural hue to it. Whatever meets your fancy.
Wow. That seems like a stupid amount of work for something few will see...

Thought it was for sanitary purposes; like to get all the contamination out before one does blow out of a asshole...
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      03-23-2016, 02:31 AM   #1259
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So I meet this black girl at a bar over the weekend on friday.
Beautiful thing, 28 yrs old, not to thin, big lips, C tits, nice juicy ass, attitude, heels, walk, the whole thing. Something like Rihanna style, Shes also got a brain, pharmacist, so we talk and have some drinks, great convo, exchange numbers and part ways once the joint closed down around 3am.

We get together again on Sat evening for drinks and then we go to her place, bang bang, some time later we emerge and hit the streets to go meet some of her friends at a local lounge.

Once the night is over we go back to her place, at it all night again, great stuff man I mean this chick could fuck. Great experience overall, also where as most black girls seem to have a PH imbalance down there this one is all fresh and a pleasure to eat, made things much more enjoyable.

I head bac to my place for the evening, Sunday at this point, in order to get ready for work and hit the gym.

Ever since I left contact has been rather sparse, feels like I got used, abused and forgotten, which is fine but I wanted to know wtf.

Long story short,I found out from her, that her best friend, which we met on Sat, apparently labeled me as a Racist, hence her avoiding me.

lol, me a racist, Im white btw,

I didn't really ask her how her genius friend came to that irrefutable conclusion and I told her that I dont want to get between her and her best friend and that I had a great time regardless and wished her all the best.

In any case, funny story man.
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You 'make' anything happen that isn't going to happen, people can only interact if their two separate realities share an overlap, otherwise it's just like a dog barking to a cat that is meowing - they're both making noise but there is no communication or exchange of anything other than noise.

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Wow. That seems like a stupid amount of work for something few will see...

Thought it was for sanitary purposes; like to get all the contamination out before one does blow out of a asshole...
So far I haven't caught anything, so it's basically just an urban legend. Just make sure the yay doesn't turn colors on you when you lay down a bump and you'll be alright.
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      03-23-2016, 06:19 AM   #1261
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Wow. That seems like a stupid amount of work for something few will see...

Thought it was for sanitary purposes; like to get all the contamination out before one does blow out of a asshole...
So far I haven't caught anything, so it's basically just an urban legend. Just make sure the yay doesn't turn colors on you when you lay down a bump and you'll be alright.
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      03-23-2016, 07:34 AM   #1263
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      03-23-2016, 07:26 PM   #1265
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      03-24-2016, 07:18 AM   #1267
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Is this is regards to your latest or just posting a pic for some attention?
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Bastard.
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Where'd she go lol.
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Cardiac surgeon? Cut your heart out?

Bastard.
No, that's his Dad lol
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Although I don't know you, it seemed promising based on your posts. Hope you're well.

For what it's worth, at least it was short-lived.
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Picked up a Mini chick once back in the day. Tall Vietnamese girl from TX. After dinner at Angelo Maxie in NYC headed back to her hotel room. Saw a Sponge Bob pillow...her kids. Was young at the time so got freaked out and called it a night.
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Picked up a Mini chick once back in the day. Tall Vietnamese girl from TX. After dinner at Angelo Maxie in NYC headed back to her hotel room. Saw a Sponge Bob pillow...her kids. Was young at the time so got freaked out and called it a night.
No Mini Cooper at this years show, unfortunately.

Talked with one of the models. Tall, Italian looking brunette in a nice black dress. Asked if the Guilia would get an Akrapovic exhaust system as a factory option like the 4C did. She replied with a not sure on who manufactures the exhausts system, but that the car does sound sweet with the sports exhaust. Talked more about the car. Then about her. Then me. Didn't get any farther after that.
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