Mystic Nights by Off Topic

MrPrena · 10-30-2015, 08:48 PM

... then @lups showed @1moremod how to drive in FIA style.

"I don't know how AMERICAN races, but this is how we Finns do."

She was left foot braking while alternating left foot to clutch and Rev up to downshift.
Suddenly 1moremod was getting racegasm at triple apex corner on wet circuit.
Circuit wasn't the only thing it got wet. The passenger seat......

Lups · 10-30-2015, 08:52 PM

Hey Prenna ax was driving, not me. Girls can't drive, v1 has told me that!

1MOREMOD · 10-30-2015, 08:53 PM

He forgot to mention you are on his lap.

Lups · 10-30-2015, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

He forgot to mention you are on his lap.

Horrible idea. We'd get a ticket.

MrPrena · 10-30-2015, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Hey Prenna ax was driving, not me. Girls can't drive, v1 has told me that!

*time out on story*

Lots of glorified automatic drivers thinks you can't drive?
Tell them to go on YouTube and see what Finns do after school while we Americans practice football, baseball, and cheerleading.
I think it is time for you to post your FIA license you emailed me.

1MOREMOD · 10-30-2015, 08:56 PM

It was a drivers ed car with 2 sets of controls?

Lups · 10-30-2015, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

It was a drivers ed car with 2 sets of controls?

Oh this would be epic on Peter. Can we go to the track with this setup?

MrPrena · 10-30-2015, 09:00 PM

*going back to the story*

1moremod, and few guys were arguing who will be sitting on Lups' lap on a driver seat.
" I wanna sat on her lap! "
" no me me me! I am the shortest and weighs 90lbs ,and I Wanna seat on her lap!"

Lups · 10-30-2015, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

*going back to the story*

1moremod, and few guys were arguing who will be sitting on Lups' lap on a driver seat.
" I wanna sat on her lap! "
" no me me me! I am the shortest and weighs 90lbs ,and I Wanna seat on her lap!"

Hey I am not driving around with a midget in my lap! Come up with a better story line!

1MOREMOD · 10-30-2015, 09:02 PM

No she is the women and would sit on our lap? Midget is shotgun

MrPrena · 10-30-2015, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Hey I am not driving around with a midget in my lap! Come up with a better story line!

ROFL...

Lups · 10-30-2015, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No she is the women and would sit on our lap? Midget is shotgun

I'm a giraffe so we'd need a vert to drive for this. You take the midget in your lap?

MrPrena · 10-30-2015, 09:05 PM

*time out on story. .again*
I kid you not, but one of the girl seriously refuses to seat on a guys lap on a 2 seater during my school years.
So a guy who is 6'1 had to seat on 5'6" girls lap while I was giving them both a ride home on a 2seater.

1MOREMOD · 10-30-2015, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I'm a giraffe so we'd need a vert to drive for this. You take the midget in your lap?

Im cool with that I already had her in the bushes but where did the goat go?

Lups · 10-30-2015, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Im cool with that I already had her in the bushes but where did the goat go?

So while you're taping ax learning how to shift and to reverse you're banging a midget in the bushes?

This probably can be sold as a movie script.

1MOREMOD · 10-30-2015, 09:16 PM

I meant had as in was with her but your version works too perv. The goat was their too and still a virgin also.

Lups · 10-30-2015, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I meant had as in was with her but your version works too perv. The goat was their too and still a virgin also.

Okay, I'll go buy beer and try to think of a way to integrate a goat into this.

RJ_ · 10-30-2015, 09:52 PM

Suddenly a Pontiac GTO tears around the corner, just barely sparing its wheels from the apex of the curb. The angry pushrod V8 sends heavy vibrations into the bodies of everyone within range, pulsing through its X-piped dual exhaust. The stumbling idle hints at the large camshaft he's hiding underneath his hood.

It squeals up alongside Peter and lets out one last playful blip of the engine before allowing himself a respite.

Lups' feels her pulse hasten and an involuntary rush of blood to her core as a cloven foot steps out of the opened door....

Lups · 10-30-2015, 09:56 PM

Okay! Well um

I have 1moremod, ax, prenna and myself, a midget and a goat in the car so I must ask, which year model?

1MOREMOD · 10-30-2015, 11:44 PM

Street fight!

Lups · 10-30-2015, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Street fight!

Dude I'm a pacifist (mostly). You'd need to write in a scene of someone attacking the midget and then I could kick his ass.

Axius · 10-31-2015, 07:17 AM

It's early in the morning so lets see if I can do this coherently;

"STOP!" Yelled Lups, as I began to granny shift while the midget jumped around the car in a naked tantrum, trying to escape. "MINI VINNIE IS TRYING TO GET ESCAPE!" She shrieks again.

In the flick of an instance, MRPrena and 1MOREMOD valiantly shoot down the highway straddled ass to boner on the back of a glorious donkey named Calvin. Now this is no ordinary donkey named Calvin, you see. He beholds a majestic power of ambition and ingenuity, unlike ever seen before. He gallops like a loose stallion as 1MOREMOD holds harder and harder onto MRPrena. Seventy..., Eighty...., one hundred miles an hour, each stride faster and faster.

*POWELRKJALK LKNJHALF:KJNSDEFKLJ NDSIKFJ*

WINGS APPEAR. CALVIN IS A FUCKING FLYING DONKEY. *In no reference to Shrek, so no copyright infringement here*.

I pull my panties up as the midget flails his arms like a ravage baboon. I downshift from 5th into 2nd, throwing Lups into the back of her seat harder than she's ever felt Peter move. Seats are instantly wet as we break the sound barrier in order to catch up to Calvin and his noble leaders. We start to catch up just when....

10-30-2015, 08:48 PM	#23
MrPrena Captain 1588 Rep 803 Posts Drives: BMW Hyundai Nissan Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: TB iTrader: (0)	... then @lups showed @1moremod how to drive in FIA style. "I don't know how AMERICAN races, but this is how we Finns do." She was left foot braking while alternating left foot to clutch and Rev up to downshift. Suddenly 1moremod was getting racegasm at triple apex corner on wet circuit. Circuit wasn't the only thing it got wet. The passenger seat......
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10-30-2015, 08:53 PM	#25
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MrPrena Captain 1588 Rep 803 Posts Drives: BMW Hyundai Nissan Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: TB iTrader: (0)	going back to the story 1moremod, and few guys were arguing who will be sitting on Lups' lap on a driver seat. " I wanna sat on her lap! " " no me me me! I am the shortest and weighs 90lbs ,and I Wanna seat on her lap!"
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1MOREMOD - 11817 Rep 23,187 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	No she is the women and would sit on our lap? Midget is shotgun
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MrPrena Captain 1588 Rep 803 Posts Drives: BMW Hyundai Nissan Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: TB iTrader: (0)	time out on story. .again I kid you not, but one of the girl seriously refuses to seat on a guys lap on a 2 seater during my school years. So a guy who is 6'1 had to seat on 5'6" girls lap while I was giving them both a ride home on a 2seater.
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1MOREMOD - 11817 Rep 23,187 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	I meant had as in was with her but your version works too perv. The goat was their too and still a virgin also.
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RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1203 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	Suddenly a Pontiac GTO tears around the corner, just barely sparing its wheels from the apex of the curb. The angry pushrod V8 sends heavy vibrations into the bodies of everyone within range, pulsing through its X-piped dual exhaust. The stumbling idle hints at the large camshaft he's hiding underneath his hood. It squeals up alongside Peter and lets out one last playful blip of the engine before allowing himself a respite. Lups' feels her pulse hasten and an involuntary rush of blood to her core as a cloven foot steps out of the opened door....
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1MOREMOD - 11817 Rep 23,187 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Street fight!
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10-31-2015, 07:17 AM	#44
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	It's early in the morning so lets see if I can do this coherently; "STOP!" Yelled Lups, as I began to granny shift while the midget jumped around the car in a naked tantrum, trying to escape. "MINI VINNIE IS TRYING TO GET ESCAPE!" She shrieks again. In the flick of an instance, MRPrena and 1MOREMOD valiantly shoot down the highway straddled ass to boner on the back of a glorious donkey named Calvin. Now this is no ordinary donkey named Calvin, you see. He beholds a majestic power of ambition and ingenuity, unlike ever seen before. He gallops like a loose stallion as 1MOREMOD holds harder and harder onto MRPrena. Seventy..., Eighty...., one hundred miles an hour, each stride faster and faster. POWELRKJALK LKNJHALF:KJNSDEFKLJ NDSIKFJ WINGS APPEAR. CALVIN IS A FUCKING FLYING DONKEY. In no reference to Shrek, so no copyright infringement here. I pull my panties up as the midget flails his arms like a ravage baboon. I downshift from 5th into 2nd, throwing Lups into the back of her seat harder than she's ever felt Peter move. Seats are instantly wet as we break the sound barrier in order to catch up to Calvin and his noble leaders. We start to catch up just when....
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