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      03-15-2012, 09:15 PM   #23
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Don't do it! My front bucket seats have permanent wrinkles on the side bolsters now.
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      03-15-2012, 09:18 PM   #24
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call him before and say your car is dead
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      03-15-2012, 09:27 PM   #25
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Go to a Hyundai dealership and say your looking for a new car, take it out for that 24 hr test drive (do they still have that?). Take your boss out in that. Job Done.
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      03-15-2012, 09:40 PM   #26
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Im in the process of borrowing a buddies trailblazer. Im just not sure I trust him with my car. What choice do I have.
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      03-15-2012, 10:07 PM   #27
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Not much. The only other option as someone else already mentioned was you have a "insert problem here...perhaps HPFP" and rent a big car and just say you had problems. He wouldn't think twice. Then bill the rental back through mileage or whatever.
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I know but got do all this BS suck. Its like trying to haul an English Mastiff in a BMW. Its possible but just not a good idea...
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      03-15-2012, 10:20 PM   #29
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i hope your manager isnt looking up "how to fit into a bmw" and comes upon this thread.
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      03-15-2012, 10:23 PM   #30
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      03-15-2012, 11:43 PM   #31
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Just drive, its just a car and not likely to be harmed by a short drive with a fat dude. Good grief.

And maybe the tight squeeze will be motivation for lard ass to drop the fork and hit the gym.....
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LMFAO... i feel so bad that i just spent a good 10 minutes straight laughing after reading the comments. almost fell outa my chair...
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      03-16-2012, 02:05 AM   #33
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Don't do it! My front bucket seats have permanent wrinkles on the side bolsters now.
he is going to flatten the bolsters.
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      03-16-2012, 08:49 AM   #35
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hope you still have the stock runflats on the car...
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Either fill the car with junk and tell him your moving it into storage, or hit on him in the meeting. Unless he swings that way of course.
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Rent a car, tell him your car was in for normal, routine service?

How hard is that?

If you're not willing to pony up the cash for a one-day rental, then you obviously really don't care that much.
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I can't believe this sh*t!!!! He canceled and is going out to dinner with a girl that canceled on him Wed. I got my buddies trailblazer last night that was 30 min away just to make this happen. BS...pisses me off. I hope she blows him off. Try and do something nice for some people and look.
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      03-16-2012, 10:28 AM   #40
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Maybe you can offer him a ride to the girl's house since he doesn't drive and you went to the effort to get the Trailblazer? After that he should give you a good review for being a team player.
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Doesn't he have one of those motorcycles that I see all the fat people riding around on these days? No doors, no problem!
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      03-16-2012, 01:50 PM   #42
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I have forwarded this thread to your boss.
Thanks.
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I can't believe this sh*t!!!! He canceled and is going out to dinner with a girl that canceled on him Wed. I got my buddies trailblazer last night that was 30 min away just to make this happen. BS...pisses me off. I hope she blows him off. Try and do something nice for some people and look.
Annoying yes, but can you really blame him?

I mean, if you were that size and any girl was willing to go out with you (and I mean any girl), would you not do the same?
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      03-16-2012, 04:09 PM   #44
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great thread. loved the car will pull to the right comment
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