[GrussGott]

Technically, this is automotive news:

DAYTON, OH (WDTN) – Police arrested a man Tuesday night after a witness said they saw him trying to have sex with a parked van.

According to a police report, officers were called to the 700 block of St. Nicholas Street around 8:00 p.m. Tuesday on a report that a man was pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign.

When police arrived in the area they found a man walking in the 1900 block of Deadwood Street only wearing black gym shorts and shoes. The report says the man, later identified as Michael Henson, appeared to be intoxicated.

Officers put him in the back of a police car and spoke with the woman who called police. She told them she saw the man standing near a parked van at 805 St. Nicholas Street. She went on to explain she saw Henson pull his shorts down and place his genitals in the front grill of the van that was parked on the street.

The woman said he did this for a while then appeared to pass out in a nearby yard. That’s when she called police.

Henson was arrested for public indecency and is now in the Montgomery County jail.

[larryn]

Originally Posted by GrussGott

Technically, this is automotive news:

She went on to explain she saw Henson pull his shorts down and place his genitals in the front grill of the van that was parked on the street.

Grillin' n chillin'.

[WreckerX5d]

I wonder if he bought the Van some gas before he stuck it in.

[Irishsig]

Haha, Deadwood Street.

Unfortunately for the van not that night!

[fhaze3]

As long as the motor was warmed up, I really don't see the problem.

[Dog Face Pony Soldier]

Anyone against this expression of love are just primitive, discriminatory, and need to "get with the times!" It is 2016... We need to stop the hate and "evolve" past the old fashioned definition of a loving committed relationship. I haven't read a single reported word that suggests the van didn't consent! This is just an issue of a hateful bigoted neighborhood where the police discriminate against love their barbaric minds can't understand.

I demand the Democrat party and its Presidential candidate ask the Justice Department to begin a full investigation of this community's police force. We need the police force to accurately reflect the community where it includes officers evolved enough to understand that love comes in all shapes and sizes. Every police force across the US needs to include someone sensitive to the concept of people having a loving, committed relationship with an inanimate object is just as important as traditional relationships!

Love conquers hate!!!



#notserious