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      10-19-2017, 10:51 AM   #50909
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BTW, I was very amused to see in the new terms and conditions that if you are re-registering a name after having been banned (not that anyone would do this of course), that you agree to pay a $10,000 fine if proven.
That's pretty delightful, I'd imagine Bimmerpost would accept "play money" as opposed to real currency, to resemble the level of moderation that quantifies a ban?
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Hard to believe, it was probably instigated by someone.
BTW, I was very amused to see in the new terms and conditions that if you are re-registering a name after having been banned (not that anyone would do this of course), that you agree to pay a $10,000 fine if proven.
Proven? Like Bimmerpost will take you to court over a username? Resulting in a long and expensive legal battle? I'd pay to see that.
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Proven? Like Bimmerpost will take you to court over a username? Resulting in a long and expensive legal battle? I'd pay to see that.
Well....if you are serious about paying to see that, you could always get yourself banned, register a new account and fess up and see what happens....
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But in all seriousness, no, I can't imagine they'd enforce it from a practicality perspective. Not cost effective.
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Finland?
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      10-19-2017, 03:13 PM   #50915
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I'd visit. Bunch of nannies probably just complaining. Some shorts and a shirt and you're good to go.
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SoFI ad. Some people save 42% on interest rate. In small print the rate is 14.2. That means they were paying 33%?? Don't we have rules against usury???
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What the fuck did you put in your coffee?

And do you by any chance need extra relatives? I have plenty and they HAVE BEEN TEXTING ME ALL MORNING AND I CANT TAKE THIS AND THE HUBBY SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME TO PLAY NICE.

Play nice. Like what the hell is going on with his fucked up head too?

Anyway, how are you bups?
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What the fuck did you put in your coffee?

And do you by any chance need extra relatives? I have plenty and they HAVE BEEN TEXTING ME ALL MORNING AND I CANT TAKE THIS AND THE HUBBY SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME TO PLAY NICE.

Play nice. Like what the hell is going on with his fucked up head too?

Anyway, how are you bups?
It's what I did NOT put in my coffee. Have been drinking regular black tea for about a month now, coffee has turned into a treat on the weekend.


No no, no more relatives for me. Don't have many to begin with, so it keeps life nice and calm.


I'm okay. Managed to melt the skin off my hand changing oil the other day when the catch pan started overflowing all over the floor.


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It's what I did NOT put in my coffee. Have been drinking regular black tea for about a month now, coffee has turned into a treat on the weekend.


No no, no more relatives for me. Don't have many to begin with, so it keeps life nice and calm.


I'm okay. Managed to melt the skin off my hand changing oil the other day when the catch pan started overflowing all over the floor.


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I'm so glad to have you back! And send me a gross pic of your hand! You okay with it, and what the hell are you messing with tea with?!

I lost my wallet a week or so back, and naturally I refuse to ask anyone have they seen it. This became an urgent thing today when i realized i couldn't find the kids winter wear. All in all this is a new low for my stubborn ass.
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      10-23-2017, 09:31 AM   #50922
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I'm so glad to have you back! And send me a gross pic of your hand! You okay with it, and what the hell are you messing with tea with?!

I lost my wallet a week or so back, and naturally I refuse to ask anyone have they seen it. This became an urgent thing today when i realized i couldn't find the kids winter wear. All in all this is a new low for my stubborn ass.
Back from what? I'm new here.

I will send a pic in a bit. Too lazy to make coffee in the morning, so make gallons of tea and fill water bottle for morning caffeine fix. Plus, this bitch at the coffee shop always gave me an attitude, so I'm revolting.

I was going to criticize you, however, I've lost mine once before and it was an awful feeling. Might be a good time to ask someone, eh?
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Back from what? I'm new here.

I will send a pic in a bit. Too lazy to make coffee in the morning, so make gallons of tea and fill water bottle for morning caffeine fix. Plus, this bitch at the coffee shop always gave me an attitude, so I'm revolting.

I was going to criticize you, however, I've lost mine once before and it was an awful feeling. Might be a good time to ask someone, eh?
The things you do for bitches!

It's somewhere! I'm a man i don't need help!

There is no fucking way I'd admit to anyone i did this again. Our menu this week will be delightful , or i have to make a withdrawal from the kids piggy banks. Not my finest moment in any way but i can keep this up for a few more days if i can figure out a way to order coffee via internet.
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The things you do for bitches!

It's somewhere! I'm a man i don't need help!

There is no fucking way I'd admit to anyone i did this again. Our menu this week will be delightful , or i have to make a withdrawal from the kids piggy banks. Not my finest moment in any way but i can keep this up for a few more days if i can figure out a way to order coffee via internet.
True story, she's a racist, and that's why she doesn't like me, so fuck her.

Hmmm, still got big ol steel balls eh!


You can't order food on the computer like we lazy Americans do? Order them a bunch of nice processed foods until the wallet turns up. Or, you could rob a bank, they have tons of money, literally just sitting there.
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True story, she's a racist, and that's why she doesn't like me, so fuck her.

Hmmm, still got big ol steel balls eh!


You can't order food on the computer like we lazy Americans do? Order them a bunch of nice processed foods until the wallet turns up. Or, you could rob a bank, they have tons of money, literally just sitting there.
Did you show her your wiener and never called again? Bad Billie! Bad!

Yeah, we don't have those. It is so so we finns wouldnt draw away from the world completely. I would rather own up to this fuck up or drop them off to grandma for meals than serve that nasty processed shit. Jeez Billie, even i wouldnt sell you coffee now.

You on sick days?
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Did you show her your wiener and never called again? Bad Billie! Bad!

Yeah, we don't have those. It is so so we finns wouldnt draw away from the world completely. I would rather own up to this fuck up or drop them off to grandma for meals than serve that nasty processed shit. Jeez Billie, even i wouldnt sell you coffee now.

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I did. She snickered. So I called her a cunt. Haven't been back since that day.

I can call and order you Domino's pizza until you find the wallet. Shipped FedEx Next Day Air (might be a little cold since you're in the brink of winter).

Sick days? Every day is a sick day!
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Did you show her your wiener and never called again? Bad Billie! Bad!

Yeah, we don't have those. It is so so we finns wouldnt draw away from the world completely. I would rather own up to this fuck up or drop them off to grandma for meals than serve that nasty processed shit. Jeez Billie, even i wouldnt sell you coffee now.

You on sick days?
This could be fun. BP could start a Gofundme page for Lups so her family could survive in spite of her stubbornness.

Or, since a "Billie" on here likely knows her address, he could call a nearby eatery that does delivery and have something delivered straight to the house for a few days...giving her that precious extra time to fully break down and finally ask for help.

Plus, the above provides for so many amusing things to be delivered. I'm sure a Finnish shop could be persuaded to pour some milk from a carton into a plastic bag for her and deliver it for the right sum.
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This could be fun. BP could start a Gofundme page for Lups so her family could survive in spite of her stubbornness.

Or, since a "Billie" on here likely knows her address, he could call a nearby eatery that does delivery and have something delivered straight to the house for a few days...giving her that precious extra time to fully break down and finally ask for help.

Plus, the above provides for so many amusing things to be delivered. I'm sure a Finnish shop could be persuaded to pour some milk from a carton into a plastic bag for her and deliver it for the right sum.
Fuck off you mean Canadian!

This is a new low for me for sure, but I'll find it eventually. Our credit cards here have chips so it's not like anyone could use one without a pin!

I'll find it eventually. It's the only wallet I've ever liked so I'm not giving up on it! It's very likely that i have just put it somewhere safe for once! It'll show up! I could go fetch hubbys but i am not admitting doing this again, this is like the third time since summer.

I'm never telling you guys anything again.
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Fuck off you mean Canadian!

This is a new low for me for sure, but I'll find it eventually. Our credit cards here have chips so it's not like anyone could use one without a pin!

I'll find it eventually. It's the only wallet I've ever liked so I'm not giving up on it! It's very likely that i have just put it somewhere safe for once! It'll show up! I could go fetch hubbys but i am not admitting doing this again, this is like the third time since summer.

I'm never telling you guys anything again.
Over here, while our cards have chips too with PIN, we also have that contactless pay wave whatever technology where you can just wave the card over the reader (if the reader is so equipped) as long as the amount is $100 or less. No PIN required to use it.

Do you not have that same technology over there?
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Over here, while our cards have chips too with PIN, we also have that contactless pay wave whatever technology where you can just wave the card over the reader (if the reader is so equipped) as long as the amount is $100 or less. No PIN required to use it.

Do you not have that same technology over there?
Yyp, but only for 25 bucks.

I'm telling you, the thief here is always me. I once had it in the freezer for two weeks, once i found it from my morning coffee bench, every time i go buy milk it gets lost for a day and once it had even ended up in a purse (which was really, really strange.).

Since this is an anon forum I can admit this all, but hell will freeze over before i would anyone here know. They always make fun of me for days and they say stupid shit like "oh no , should we cancel your cards? Wouldnt this make it a full dozen times this year?"

I suck at this. This is why i don't have home keys, god only knows where my jeans are and at some point i would like to find my winter coat.

I am hopeless but I'm not going to admit it home. My ego is fragile for fucks sake!
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