Darwin Award candidate

JD6 · 06-18-2018, 10:11 AM

A popular young man fatally stabbed himself in the chest mistakenly believing the vest he wore was stab-proof, his inquest heard.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-a8402961.html

obert · 06-18-2018, 10:17 AM

I read this lol

There had to be a better way to prove it would stop a knife.

....,,,,..,,.. · 06-18-2018, 10:25 AM

As soon as you read Teeside, you think fuckwit.

They are not the sharpest knives in the box.. oh wait..

If he had been from Wearside, he would have stabbed himself in the head believing he was wearing a stab proof vest.

....,,,,..,,.. · 06-18-2018, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by LobB

Nature has an amazing ability to seek out and destroy the most stupid of these species

The rest it just sends to the USA.

TouringPleb · 06-18-2018, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Brigand

Quote:

Originally Posted by LobB

Nature has an amazing ability to seek out and destroy the most stupid of these species

The rest it just sends to the USA.

And then makes it the President

Kal101 · 06-18-2018, 05:08 PM

Why?

What’s the thought process.

Some people should have a condom super glued on their tallywacker for the sake of humanity

F30Andy · 06-18-2018, 05:17 PM

That poor lads mum.

goodbyalfa · 06-18-2018, 05:46 PM

"I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."

Derrymilk · 06-18-2018, 06:02 PM

Should have given that one a tail and gills

....,,,,..,,.. · 06-19-2018, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Derrymilk

Should have given that one a tail and gills

Around teeside there are quite a few locals with gills, webbed fingers geet goggly eyes

TouringPleb · 06-19-2018, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Brigand

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Originally Posted by Derrymilk

Should have given that one a tail and gills

Around teeside there are quite a few locals with gills, webbed fingers geet goggly eyes

Sounds very much like the Fens

Steve_M_Sport · 06-19-2018, 03:08 AM

Natural selection at its best !

Junebug85 · 06-19-2018, 03:50 AM

Why did he feel the need to wear such protection on what I assume was just a normal day

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4WDriver · 06-19-2018, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Brigand

The rest it just sends to the USA.

Yep. Too many to remember but WTF?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...bullet-3547136

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...shot-dead.html

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-a8240551.html

Bibbles · 06-19-2018, 08:44 AM

He seems to have fallen at the first hurdle of not knowing where your abs are even before seeing if it was actually stab proof -

to demonstrate the "stab-proof" nature of the abdominal protection he had on.

He suffered a chest stab wound

....,,,,..,,.. · 06-19-2018, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Junebug85

Why did he feel the need to wear such protection on what I assume was just a normal day

:

That's standard leisure wear in Teeside / Wearside.

Smoggies and Makems tend to be that way.

TouringPleb yes quite a few similarities between Fenmongs and Smoggies / Makems, the level of inbreeding obviously has a similar social impact.

robwils · 06-19-2018, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Brigand

That's standard leisure wear in Teeside / Wearside.

Smoggies and Makems tend to be that way.

TouringPleb yes quite a few similarities between Fenmongs and Smoggies / Makems, the level of inbreeding obviously has a similar social impact.

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