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      10-05-2016, 10:25 PM   #45
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      10-05-2016, 10:35 PM   #46
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      10-05-2016, 10:38 PM   #47
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Then they should baby them and nurture them. Keep them moist.
Yes, water them often. Tend to them with a firm, but gentle hand. Usually wearing a glove in the beginning, but able to work without a glove after tending to it for a long time.
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      10-05-2016, 10:40 PM   #48
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This reminds me of a joke.

What's better than roses on your piano?




Tulips on your organ.

Yeah, dumb. But hilarious when you're 13, like I was when I heard it.
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This reminds me of a joke.

What's better than roses on your piano?




Tulips on your organ.

Yeah, dumb. But hilarious when you're 13, like I was when I heard it.
During his magic act, a Mexican magician counted uno...dos, and vanished with out a trace.
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During his magic act, a Mexican magician counted uno...dos, and vanished with out a trace.
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?














Because they're stuffed
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No Mississippi clown sightings that I've heard of. Everybody carries around here. Maybe it's a coincidence?
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?













Because they're stuffed

Why don't chickens wear underwear?













because their peckers are on their face.
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Here's the creepiest of creepy clowns



Just LOOK at that face.....the clown is built in....no makeup required
Dude looks like Violator in Spawn!

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I'm glad I have yet to see one in Tampa.
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I'm glad I have yet to see one in Tampa.
They know we're armed down here. They're clowns, not idiots.
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I'm glad I have yet to see one in Tampa.
I've seen a bunch of news stories in St. Pete/Pinellas. One was a 12 year old posting he's going to kill a bunch of grade schoolers. He was arrested though, pretty sure he's gonna be charged with a felony/terrorism.
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It's getting ridiculous on both sides.

1. It shouldn't be illegal to wear a clown mask.
2. Despite #1 above, you have to be a serious dumbass to follow a school bus wearing a clown mask, especially when one of the kids on the bus is yours.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/201...LDP/story.html
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