Fireside Bro-talk/advice/pissing-contest bro-thread

silvergray545 · 04-01-2016, 07:21 AM

Best. Thread. Ever.

shoei just went off!

Taskmaster · 04-01-2016, 07:45 AM

Delta0311 · 04-01-2016, 08:08 AM

My right knee is still fucked up but I train legs, only thing I can't do is squats. Cracks me up these days when I see dudes in tight ass workout pants, that have decent size upper bodies and calves not much bigger than my forearms.

Samurai of 2day · 04-01-2016, 08:15 AM

Listen up, Bro-sephine.

Real men do their own dental work with tweezers, only perform first aid with rubbing alcohol and bathroom tissue, and drink bottles of Hennessy or Wray and Nephew's white rum straight when it's time to get bombed.

Halla at me son.

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 08:16 AM

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My right knee is still fucked up but I train legs, only thing I can't do is squats. Cracks me up these days when I see dudes in tight ass workout pants, that have decent size upper bodies and calves not much bigger than my forearms.

You do plyometrics? Or is that too high impact?

Delta0311 · 04-01-2016, 08:19 AM

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You do plyometrics? Or is that too high impact?

No, no jumping for me.. I stick with bodybuilding workouts.. So no powerlifting, just strict form and concentrate on the negative.

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 08:21 AM

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No, no jumping for me.. I stick with bodybuilding workouts.. So no powerlifting, just strict form and concentrate on the negative.

Negative concentration is an excellent way to control the intensity. Good stuff.

jtodd_fl · 04-01-2016, 08:24 AM

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Negative concentration is an excellent way to control the intensity. Good stuff.

Is this like thinking about baseball? Negative concentration controlling intensity and duration.

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 08:28 AM

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Is this like thinking about baseball? Negative concentration controlling intensity and duration.

Exactly like baseball!

1MOREMOD · 04-01-2016, 08:59 AM

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Love this thread 0-6 pages in no time. Would read again. Can't wait to read about the poor kid who got run over by a track-oriented M3 while stalking his ex-gf just before his finals (didn't know they had finals in middle-school). I nominate shoei to eulogize him at the funeral. Verbiage you can dj. Fundguy1 can handle catering. The dads and I will ( ASBSECU E93 you can hang with us) will sit back and drink and pretend to be serious. The rest can break Moddie out of jail to attend the festivities. Aatish you bring the booze. Lups you bring the testosterone.

Wait what, I ain't ruining my car to smoosh smoosh. I don't like jail much either.

Aatish · 04-01-2016, 09:07 AM

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Love this thread 0-6 pages in no time. Would read again. Can't wait to read about the poor kid who got run over by a track-oriented M3 while stalking his ex-gf just before his finals (didn't know they had finals in middle-school). I nominate shoei to eulogize him at the funeral. Verbiage you can dj. Fundguy1 can handle catering. The dads and I will ( ASBSECU E93 you can hang with us) will sit back and drink and pretend to be serious. The rest can break Moddie out of jail to attend the festivities. Aatish you bring the booze. Lups you bring the testosterone.

FUCK YEA, BROMANGO, NATTYS, ICE, N LOCO'S FOR ERRBODY!

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 09:08 AM

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Wait what, I ain't ruining my car to smoosh smoosh. I don't like jail much either.

No pun, I know good bodywork guy.

jtodd_fl · 04-01-2016, 09:11 AM

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No pun, I know good bodywork guy.

Dude.... the homo quotient on your posts is dramatically up the past few days. You got estrogen in your new pre-lift cocktail?

1MOREMOD · 04-01-2016, 09:14 AM

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Dude.... the homo quotient on your posts is dramatically up the past few days. You got estrogen in your new pre-lift cocktail?

He keeps coming onto me, think he likes chicken legs.

jtodd_fl · 04-01-2016, 09:17 AM

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He keeps coming onto me, think he likes chicken legs.

He has been saying something about teh cock - somehow related?

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 09:17 AM

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Dude.... the homo quotient on your posts is dramatically up the past few days. You got estrogen in your new pre-lift cocktail?

I mean he works on specific chassis' only, though.

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He keeps coming onto me, think he likes chicken legs.

I actually like tenderloins more. Grilled/broiled, pls.

1MOREMOD · 04-01-2016, 09:38 AM

Seems i have boyfriends coming out of the woodwork.

jtodd_fl · 04-01-2016, 09:41 AM

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Seems i have boyfriends sashaying out of the woodwork.

FTFY

1MOREMOD · 04-01-2016, 09:42 AM

Time for one set of leg extensions then chill

Axius · 04-01-2016, 09:56 AM

What's with all the drama in OT lately?

OT used to be fun.

shoei · 04-01-2016, 10:00 AM

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What's with all the drama in OT lately?

OT used to be fun.

Full moon just happened...

Aatish · 04-01-2016, 10:06 AM

So bro's, hows the weekend outlook?

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04-01-2016, 07:45 AM	#134
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Delta0311 Banned 7478 Rep 10,120 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	My right knee is still fucked up but I train legs, only thing I can't do is squats. Cracks me up these days when I see dudes in tight ass workout pants, that have decent size upper bodies and calves not much bigger than my forearms.
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04-01-2016, 08:15 AM	#136
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04-01-2016, 09:56 AM	#152
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04-01-2016, 10:06 AM	#154
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