Need to vent about a chick

j2m · 12-13-2012, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by shah269

was just having lunch with a friend and we were talking about this...happend to us all...but now that I'm older.....35...faque i'm old....not as much.
Mostly because my friends and i do the naked man.
She walks in...i'm naked.....like it's nothing....works like 2/3 times!

Pontrelli · 12-13-2012, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Team Plutonium

Maybe you are just not a 'closer'?

LOL>>ABC...Always Be Closing

abisson · 12-13-2012, 11:42 AM

She does modelling hence the picture.

Dunno if she is a 10, but def not a 6. I think with girls who model, it is really a "type" of their own and it is kind of hard to decide.

Anyways, on to the next one.

grimlock · 12-13-2012, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by shah269

every day another younger fresher girl comes on the market.

This should get the anti-misogynists up in arms

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Originally Posted by shah269

*this will really offend some fanboys who are tyring to impress the only two girls on this forum and i expect to be flamed for this.

Shah fires back - Ziinnngggg!

But thats like shouting at the ocean, since there are 2000 cocks* here and 2 p**sies

* =/= all p**sy-seeking cock -ZZZZing!!

(**sorry if this is hard to understand)

Colt · 12-13-2012, 11:52 AM

wheres pics

Pics = advice giving. This isn't goodwill

abisson · 12-13-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Angerman

wheres pics

Pics = advice giving. This isn't goodwill

Pics are two posts above this one...

Colt · 12-13-2012, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by abisson

Pics are two posts above this one...

I don't see anything.

shah269 · 12-13-2012, 12:11 PM

they can't see it...you have to coppy and paste
http://s12.postimage.org/yndypzeff/1...84032674_o.jpg
a new browser
no clue why.
but yeah she's cute....so...big deal.
there are plenty of hot girls in the world. there aren't that many stand up guys in the world.

abisson · 12-13-2012, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Angerman

I don't see anything.

Try again (I tried to fix the link).

http://s12.postimage.org/yndypzeff/1...84032674_o.jpg

j2m · 12-13-2012, 12:20 PM

Yeah dude she's pretty

Foodle · 12-13-2012, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by abisson

Pics are two posts above this one...

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Originally Posted by Angerman

I don't see anything.

Works for me. OP delivers

Wouldn't exactly say "easy 10", but she's not bad ...

Foodle · 12-13-2012, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by carve

Sorry man, but you blew it. "I'm not sure" doeosn't mean "no", it means "convince me". You were probably trying to be understanding, but you rolling over probably isn't what she had in mind, and then the pissed message the next day probably blew it.

You'd have to give a lot more info if you want some hindsight advice (e.g. how far did things go before she said she's not sure). Off the top of my head...hmmmm...maybe something like...

(While gently touching her) "You probably were reminded of a lot of good things about your ex, but remember that you two broke up for a reason, and that reason is probably still there. You're also still broken up with him and completely free to do whatever you like. We have great chemistry, and you just drove two hours to spend time with me. I'm not sure where this is going, but we're both here, and I think we're both interested in finding out. No pressure. You're in control. If things don't feel right, we'll stop"

If she still rejected you, just spend the day fucking snowboarding, accept the friend zone. She's a hot chick, which is a fantastic resource for meeting her hot friends. As soon as she sees you with her hot friends, or even expressing interest in them with her, she'll either begin to second guess herself or she'll help you out. Win/win.

Colt · 12-13-2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Foodle

Works for me. OP delivers

Wouldn't exactly say "easy 10", but she's not bad ...

I've seen better fish but not bad....I can see why you wanted to stick your finger into her beloved taco

PSUSMU · 12-13-2012, 12:53 PM

Her eyes are spaced too far apart. 8 tops pending full body shot.

shah269 · 12-13-2012, 01:22 PM

Christ on a cracker...you guys are a rough!

MrRetep · 12-13-2012, 01:25 PM

would not bang.

...

Who the fuck am I kidding? I'll take feminine looking asian tranny at this point

shah269 · 12-13-2012, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MrRetep

would not bang.
...
Who the fuck am I kidding? I'll take feminine looking asian tranny at this point

Google Jennifer Paris....and cry....my friend....she use to be the door girl at one of the mega clubs in the city.

MrRetep · 12-13-2012, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by shah269

Google Jennifer Paris....and cry....my friend....she use to be the door girl at one of the mega clubs in the city.

So she's a man? I might be gay

UncleWede · 12-13-2012, 02:59 PM

That's a doll. No, not like "doll" , a freaking mannequin-doll!!!

grimlock · 12-13-2012, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MrRetep

So she's a man? I might be gay

You're definitely asking the right guy..

shah269 · 12-13-2012, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MrRetep

So she's a man? I might be gay

Nah! She's hot! Lives in Hells Kitchen I think...that's where i saw her last this summer. And I would not call her BF gay...that boy is the size of a mid sized SUV and lacks a neck...

so now your typical woman not only has to watch out for younger women now she has to watch out for well....dudes that look this good.

in reality women just don't have it easy when it comes to landing that great guy. there are just so few of us around and well so many of them. once you realize that your life will be better and you will be less angry and more relaxed.

yeah ok OP she put you in the friend zone, and yeah she is cute....but....i bet in under a month you will bump into another very cute girl.

so smile relax and all will be well it was her loss in the long run not yours.

?

* all the above will offend a vast number of fan boys attempting to woo the one of the 3 women on this forum. and will respond by being pissed at me.
** some of the fan boys are not feeling conflicted, they shake their head in agreement about what i have just said but they know if they agree that they may piss off 1 of the 3 women on this forum.

Uber V8 · 12-13-2012, 05:45 PM

It's ironic you brought this up OP. I had the exact opposite results although it started the same.

This past weekend I had a conference out of town and a free trip to disneyland was included. Invited a girl that I occasionally talk to but have wanted to smash for months. She's very similar to the chick in fast and furious (latina I think) so I'd say a solid 9.

Anyways, I told her ahead of time if you need to crash at my hotel I wouldn't mind

FF and we get back from a cool day at D land to my room. We get in our PJ's (I wear real PJ's by the way not bball shorts) and basically told her straight up that were single, in a nice hotel, both physically attracted to each other and love to enjoy life. Somehow we started kissing and I said if anything I do makes you uncomfortable just tell me to stop. Panties flew off, mandingo came out and I blasted her cheeks.

She said never in a million years would she have done that on a first date

My reaction

side note fellas: Is it just me but right before you bust and you haven't had some in a long time those few seconds feel like

12-13-2012, 11:42 AM	#25
abisson Canada FTW. 184 Rep 519 Posts Drives: 2016 VW R - Stg 2 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Maple Syrup Country iTrader: (0)	She does modelling hence the picture. Dunno if she is a 10, but def not a 6. I think with girls who model, it is really a "type" of their own and it is kind of hard to decide. Anyways, on to the next one. Last edited by abisson; 12-13-2012 at 12:15 PM..
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shah269 Major 315 Rep 1,035 Posts Drives: 2009 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: NJ iTrader: (0)	they can't see it...you have to coppy and paste http://s12.postimage.org/yndypzeff/1...84032674_o.jpg a new browser no clue why. but yeah she's cute....so...big deal. there are plenty of hot girls in the world. there aren't that many stand up guys in the world.
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12-13-2012, 12:20 PM	#32
j2m Colonel 180 Rep 2,446 Posts Drives: '11 E92 M3 DCT Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Calgary, Ab iTrader: (8) Garage List 2011 BMW E92 M3 [10.00]	Yeah dude she's pretty Attached Images __________________ 11' E92 M3 Space Grey \| DCT \| ESS VT2- 625 \| Gintani Race (valved) + Quad Res Catless X-Pipe \| KW Sleeve's \| GC Camber Plates\|Arkym Diffuser \| Vorsteiner VRS Lip \| P3 Boost Guage \| Stud Conversion PHOTO's: Click Here ESS VT2 625 PHOTOS: Click Here
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PSUSMU Captain 95 Rep 985 Posts Drives: 2008 Porsche 911 Carrera S Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Falls Church/Merrifield, VA iTrader: (3)	Her eyes are spaced too far apart. 8 tops pending full body shot.
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12-13-2012, 01:22 PM	#37
shah269 Major 315 Rep 1,035 Posts Drives: 2009 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: NJ iTrader: (0)	Christ on a cracker...you guys are a rough!
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12-13-2012, 01:25 PM	#38
MrRetep First Lieutenant 107 Rep 361 Posts Drives: 435i M-Sport Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Irvine CA iTrader: (3)	would not bang. ... Who the fuck am I kidding? I'll take feminine looking asian tranny at this point
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12-13-2012, 02:59 PM	#41
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 17963 Rep 9,377 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	That's a doll. No, not like "doll" , a freaking mannequin-doll!!!
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12-13-2012, 05:45 PM	#44
Uber V8 Volcano Knuckles 390 Rep 491 Posts Drives: 2017 Camaro SS 1LE Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	It's ironic you brought this up OP. I had the exact opposite results although it started the same. This past weekend I had a conference out of town and a free trip to disneyland was included. Invited a girl that I occasionally talk to but have wanted to smash for months. She's very similar to the chick in fast and furious (latina I think) so I'd say a solid 9. Anyways, I told her ahead of time if you need to crash at my hotel I wouldn't mind FF and we get back from a cool day at D land to my room. We get in our PJ's (I wear real PJ's by the way not bball shorts) and basically told her straight up that were single, in a nice hotel, both physically attracted to each other and love to enjoy life. Somehow we started kissing and I said if anything I do makes you uncomfortable just tell me to stop. Panties flew off, mandingo came out and I blasted her cheeks. She said never in a million years would she have done that on a first date My reaction side note fellas: Is it just me but right before you bust and you haven't had some in a long time those few seconds feel like
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