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      10-02-2017, 02:59 PM   #1
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beautiful

Hmmm... On all counts..
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That's probably the worst looking Alpina I can remember, its too f'ing big!
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      10-02-2017, 03:03 PM   #3
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That's probably the worst looking Alpina I can remember, its too f'ing big!
Oh there was a car in the video. Missed that...
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      10-02-2017, 04:40 PM   #4
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Since when did one of the chuckle brothers start selling cars with a lap dancer
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I might actually complain to my local dealer. There is zero totty about.

I can still say totty in 2017 right?
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Feet off the seats you tramp!
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I might actually complain to my local dealer. There is zero totty about.

I can still say totty in 2017 right?
probably not, you are not allowed to refer to gender, age, religion, aesthetics etc

You can simply state there were two humans in the video (well Americans)
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Alpina need to hire new designer i think .


car and him


she is bit chubby for me ...
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This seems to be a popular sales strategy in the US...Girl+ short & tight dress= Mucho sales.
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This seems to be a popular sales strategy in the US...Girl+ short & tight dress= Mucho sales.
Not wishing to offend our cousins across the water, it's because a lot of them are dumb as rocks
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Like the car canít stand the video
- audio is awful
- he has his back to the camera canít hear him
- why is she wearing a handbag over her shoulder in the car?

Second the comments above chuckle brothers and strippers selling cars.
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I really for the life of me understand how such cheesy, amateur videos are able to promote sales!

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I'd smash the back doors in given half a chance
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Alpina doesn't look that great either.
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I'd smash the back doors in given half a chance
I'm not sure if you're talking about the Alpina or ....
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Like the car canít stand the video
- audio is awful
- he has his back to the camera canít hear him
- why is she wearing a handbag over her shoulder in the car?

Second the comments above chuckle brothers and strippers selling cars.
He is only slightly taller than the car, I bet he couldn't even reach the pedals.
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      10-03-2017, 07:52 PM   #17
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Car, so so.

Skank, no no.

There you go. Video review in six words. You're welcome
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      10-04-2017, 03:12 AM   #18
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Didn't much like the look of his dinner either!
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Not a patch on trish
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