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      12-03-2012, 11:35 AM   #34
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Originally Posted by BMWrules7 View Post
Lol! Somewhere, lurking in the gear shift monitor program...

If (shiftMonitor == etSportModezWhilstEcoPro) {

/*** Idiot switched shift lever to sport while he is in ecoPro ***/

misFire(rnd(etMaxNoCyls)); /*** scare the bejesus out of this environmentally foolish moron ***/

masterCautionChime();

sleep(60);

misFire(rnd(etMaxNoCyls)); /*** surprise moron again ***/

limpMode(etEnable); /*** punish this half-man-half-idiot with half a car ***/


}
Haha! Best Post.