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      04-13-2013, 06:57 PM   #68
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Originally Posted by inChargeOfIT View Post
Please refactor to include BMW's default error handling routines :

If ( (shiftMonitor == etSportModezWhilstEcoPro) && ( isNearDealership() == false || isUnderWarranty() == false) ) {
/*** Idiot switched shift lever to sport while he is in ecoPro ***/

misFire(rnd(etMaxNoCyls)); /*** scare the bejesus out of this environmentally foolish moron ***/

masterCautionChime();

sleep(60);

misFire(rnd(etMaxNoCyls)); /*** surprise moron again ***/

limpMode(etEnable); /*** punish this half-man-half-idiot with half a car ***/


}