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      09-11-2013, 12:11 PM   #46
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Originally Posted by Carlos_Danger View Post
How to "be witty" while commenting on a new BMW (THAT YOU SECRETLY LOVE ALREADY BUT HAVE TO CRITICIZE SINCE YOU DON'T OWN IT YET)

Choose your own adventure (options)=

1) First model year buyers are suckers, everybody knows you should wait for the LCI
1a) My EXX or FXX will always be better than this!
1b) why isn't (special option _________) standard??? At that price it should be
1c) BMWs are so big right now it looks like a school bus!
1d) I bet we won't get (insert cool feature) here in the US

2) Definitely needs to lose some weight!
2a) Who cares, I'll never be able to afford it!
2b) WHERE is the replacement for the 850i or the M1?
2c) Ugh, of course they made another special M model for some rich prick who can't drive a real manual transmissioned car.
2d) I stopped lusting after new BMWs since Chris Bangle left the company

3) Another special model, what is this Porsche?
3a) BMW doesn't build cars for real enthusiasts anymore
3b) What's next, a BMW snow mobile?
3c) This looks exactly like the coupe/sedan version is based on
3d) Should be featured on the tv show the Biggest Loser!

4) UGH, EVERY NEW BMW IS UGLIER AND HEAVIER THAN THE LAST ONE!
4A) For me, the first BMW I ever owned was the best one ______ (insert model here) they are all now ugly.
4B) BMW just doesn't know how to design a good looking car anymore.
4C) You know, the belt line and 'face' of this just doesn't do it for me - I know I should like it, but I don't
4D) Whats that the new 8 Series that car is way too big!!
LMAO its so true what you said, although your 2b statement I'd love to see a modern day M1, the i8 isn't exactly it.

Anyway I can't wait to see this car at the dealership in person, especially the (I'm still getting use to the name) M4
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