Several years ago, I was pulled over for...um...operating my vehicle in a very expeditious manner. I had my license and proof of insurance waiting for the officer when he got to my window. He gave them a quick look and began our conversation with "Why were you going so fast back there?" I answered truthfully with "Because I didn't see you." He had to try really hard not to laugh. I got a stern verbal warning and a paper souvenir of our brief but enjoyable time together. I considered this a good outcome.
