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Looks like I"ll be taking in my 2012 Rolls-Royce Ghost in to get this fixed. Rather, my chauffer will be doing it.
On second thought, I don't mind if he drives me to the dealership. AT the RR dealership, they roll out the red carpet and hand me a glass of Dom when I arrive. Then as they work on the car, I help myself to some goose liver pate with caviar.
Then after hitting the dealership sauna, the barista will make my favorite cup of roasted Italian triple espresso with a touch of saffron. If y'all haven't tried saffron in your coffee, it's to die for!
By this time, the SA will let me know if the car will be there overnight, and if it's an extended fix, such as this issue here, they uber me a helicopter to take me to the Ritz Carlton for the night.
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