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Originally Posted by Goneinsixtyseconds
Some will definitely know, and might find it an attraction, not a deterrent!  |
Reminds me of the time I got in trouble at the antenatal class before the birth of our eldest.
Midwife at the front telling all the parents what will happen during childbirth. She then says, I’m afraid ladies after the birth we may have to insert a finger into your anus to check that there’s been no tearing.
I then say under my breath, but apparently not quietly enough, to the wife, “that’s nice, a little treat at the end to look forward to”. Daggers and giggling all around us.