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06-18-2014, 07:42 PM | #710 |
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oh, just chilling with my significant other....
i'll probably bend her over and punch her V as hard as I can with D after the kids go to bed ....just sayin...... #thighgap |
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Aren't you lucky... I dumped my lousy-in-bed girlfriend a month ago, and as if I wasn't already doing this more than actual sex as it was, now more than ever ...
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06-19-2014, 08:31 AM | #712 | |
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06-19-2014, 09:28 AM | #713 |
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I don't understand this notion. Don't get me wrong, I like a wild girl, but sometimes it's nice to catch a dead fish, get the business over with, and then dump them back into the ocean. Grant it, they might float helplessly next to the boat for a minute, but once the boat is gone, it's just another fish in the sea.
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Oh man, you 're gonna get bunch! Guys who start late always win.
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Words to live by; Poke and run, & put it in her bum. Don't want any accidental children or the girl thinking you actually like her. Huge deal breaker. Laugh in her face after and TELL HER you will NOT call her tomorrow. She'll call immediately. It's fool proof. |
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